Aventura Mall

Safest Place in Florida, No Hialeah Niggas or Refs

Kevin: nigga today is Saturday let’s just go to Aventura Mall
Jesus: Aight Bet We out

by DustyCheeto June 2, 2018

averageharrry

An actual retard.

"Froste, keep that up and you'll be like an AverageHarrry."

by GGFrosteX April 29, 2019

RIP Alert

An email update to members of the Rest in Peace Society that someone with a household name has died.

Holy crap, I need to make an RIP Alert, Paul Newman died!

by Jackel in brawley December 9, 2008

Blurt Alert

The tweeting of random crap with no purpose on the Social Networking/Micro blogging website "Twitter".

Did you see that Blurt Alert that @"twitter name" tweeted?! It was COMPLETELY random!

by @Tom4518 @alenka_m February 25, 2010

Ego Alert

A Google Alert (automated Google Search) set up for your own name or pseudonym, with the intention of keeping abreast of references of yourself on the internet.

My Ego Alert is all but useless - if only my parents hadn't named me Charlie Sheen. None of the hits it notifies me of are ever about my blog - they're all about the actor!

by rossruns February 20, 2011

Cougar Alert

This phrase can be best defined as the spotting of a Cougar. A cougar is essentially an older women, who is on the prowl for a much younger, energetic, and better looking male.

Cougar Alert! Look at Demi Lovato, she is dating someone half her age.

by Alert! May 10, 2014

hipster alert

Phrase uttered when encountering an unexpected hipster sighting in the wild. Can also be used to poke fun at a friend who just inadvertently said something hipster.

"There's something deeply noble about growing your own vegetables."

"Hipster alert!"

by parallel_master June 13, 2018