What The lips of the vagina are called after they have been irritated from such things as bike riding or riding a mechanical bull for long periods.
Is your ham chandelier upset because of your spin class?
by T2216639 November 14, 2016
by huck&shred March 08, 2013
by Mrfatcakes May 27, 2023
When two individuals go hard as a motherfucker against eachother in a face off of true drunken/drugged skill.
by stare November 06, 2011
When you go on a picnic with you half-sibling intending to enjoy a delicious lunch of ham and other picnic staples, but it careens off-course into an incestuous encounter that is still punctuated with a delicious ham.
After visiting their family, the two half-siblings left for the park to enjoy their spontaneous ham picnic.
by Big Papa 19 April 25, 2017
Sitting on a freezing toilet seat in the act to go to the bathroom. Therefore making your buns a bit chilly.
*Toilet flush*
Guy #1 " God damn! That toilet is a cold as the south pole! I got some major cold ham in there.
Guy #1 " God damn! That toilet is a cold as the south pole! I got some major cold ham in there.
by Lunchboxian March 29, 2010
Excessive fat in the feces. Causes a very oily turd and often foul smelling (not as if shit smells like a bouquet of roses in the first place). See also Steatorrhea for the clinical.
by Eaton Holgoode May 24, 2018