Asswipe

Something u use to clean your bleached YOut a asswipe

Asswipe

by Jarrer July 8, 2019

Assing the Lobster

The sadomasochistic act of inserting a live lobster into one's anus, prior to anal intercourse.

The aim of "Assing the Lobster" is for the penetrator to achieve orgasm without having their penis irreparably mutilated by the increasingly agitated lobster that is residing the host's rectum.

This incredibly reckless sexual act usually ends up with the host dying of internal haemorrhaging and the partner severely injured and mentally scarred. The lobster is generally indifferent once released from the host's devastated bunghole. 100% Would. Not. recommended.

"Karen made me play assing the lobster last night. My cock looks like fucking slinky now."

"Jeez, man. Fuck Karen!" ...

"That was the problem! At least she's dead now"

by zoidburg_is_not_a_fan September 18, 2019

Asswipe

When someones being rude or acting slow call them a asswipe because it’s better then calling someone a asshole

Shut up you asswipe !

by Itz.neshh October 22, 2019

Asswipe

A person who always acts like a duch a.k.a an asswipe hints the name

That guy is an asswipe

by Stadia November 28, 2019

Asawini

A hot black afro guy that is mean funny and nice and loves his friends and familie

Asawini has mixid personalities

by JimanGuy1233LOVE June 21, 2020

Assminmint

Giveing permission to do anything with some ones butt

Bin: can I have a assminmint
Joe:I give you permission to do anything with my butt

by Howdy238 July 12, 2020

Asswipe

A complete fucking idiot (my brother). Who is at the same time being an asshole.

Hey, that guy is and asswipe.

by thenoss July 20, 2020