Asian lottery

N. Refers to "winning" the dating game by marrying an Asian woman who becomes even more attractive after gaining a few pounds.

She got married last year and can't fit in her wedding dress any more, but it looks like the weight went straight to her chest. She must have gone from a B-cup to a double-D.

Yeah, her husband won the Asian lottery.

by Sparxva July 29, 2011

The Asian line

The Asian line includes everything that characterizes the Asian, but it can also be used as a teasing term in connection with an Asian person. In a conversation with an Asian person is involved, one could use the term if he/she comes with a funny or inappropriate opinion.

You want me to wear sandals in the middle of the winter? You're out of the Asian line, you know that?

by Strawhat91 June 15, 2011

Vishil Asian

A person who is addicted to playing Legend Of Zelda and enjoys completing flappy bird

You’re such a Vishil Asian

by HotMale69 May 29, 2018

Quarter Asian

Someone who was born from a Half-Asian (Hapa) Mom/Dad and a Non-Asian Mom/Dad

I was surprise to find out my friend is Quarter Asian, which is rare

by 23rdball January 26, 2020

Asian Occasion

When a non-Asian person's eyes look Asian in a photo because of how they're smiling.

Don't use that picture for the Christmas card; Christopher is smiling differently from normal and has major Asian occasion.

by red tea7777777 December 16, 2010

Asian Parents

Typical Grading System according to Asian Parents:
A = Almost Good Enough
B = Beating
C = Cry In A Corner
D = Death
E = Excruciating Death
F = F***ing Excruciating Death

Me: I got 200% on my test just like you wanted!
Asian Parents: 200%?! Why no 400%?
Me: But the maximum was 200%—
Asian Parents: NO EXCUSE FOR FAILURE!!! YOU GROUNDED!!!

by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats August 20, 2022

Asian Grandpa

A fucking dumbass cook who likes touching you and loves singing some moaning shit like "AYYYYYYYYYYYOAH!" They typically live with you and your parents and don't give a shit about your life. Asian Grandpas would typically wear a polo t-shirt outside during the summer and would always wear tank tops at home. During the winter they would wear cashmere vests and long sleeve t-shirt found in Costco.

"You have such an Asian Grandpa"

by AsianChan69 September 1, 2020