The condition that follows Swamp Ass due to the drying of sweat on the hair bridging the asscrack. This creates a Velcro like bond between hair on different sides of the crack.
by YunChop January 13, 2018
Get the Velcro Assmug. by D-McNasty January 1, 2012
Get the Ass Tubamug. You just dissed the boss in an open meeting; should have done that in private!You have really got your ass in a sling now fool!!
by hummingharpman December 7, 2013
Get the ass in a slingmug. Abbreviation for 'Associate Consultant', some bullshit job title to give younger employees a false sense of hope that their job means something. Commonly found in rural consultancies in St. Ives. Sometimes loaned out sexually to clients to secure deals.
Client: 'The proposal is pretty good, but the quote is too high'
Hobb Knob: 'Have one of my ass. consultants for the night, not the yank though, he's spoiled goods and has an arse like a grapefruit'
Client: 'Deal, we'll sign off in the morning'
Hobb Knob: 'Have one of my ass. consultants for the night, not the yank though, he's spoiled goods and has an arse like a grapefruit'
Client: 'Deal, we'll sign off in the morning'
by RandyRhoads84 December 25, 2016
Get the Ass. Consultantmug. by 313mimi February 22, 2023
Get the Belt to assmug. I went to take a shit after eating mexican food covered in hot chili sauce and winced when it became painfully apparent that I had tobasco-ass !
by jpg3 August 30, 2011
Get the tobasco-assmug. A classy way to call someone an 'ass eater' giving off the impression that you are a classy person, even when insulting someone.
by Suckmytoes_77 April 12, 2021
Get the Ass eatertonmug.