Apocacryptic

Post Woodstock philosophy in art and literature.

"I live, therefore I die." is rooted in apocacryptic philosophy.

by Palar Jones July 31, 2012

Apocalyparty

a party that takes place on the night before planned apocalypse.

Ernesto: Hey John when whas that Apocalyparty.
John: dude the night of 20 december...

by mraligondor October 18, 2012

apocalypse food

Food that you stocked up for when you get hungry and it's the last reliable source. Especially for when you're high, drunk, both, or just feel like a fat ass.

It usually tends to be snack food or junk food. Basically food you'd store up for the apocalypse.

Person 1: Dude, why are you getting so much food?
Person 2: It's my apocalypse food. Whenever there's an emergency, it's there.

by ShallowsEnd September 7, 2013

apocalapathy

From "apocalypse" + "apathy". The feeling of stressed out resignation when faced with the impending collapse of life on planet earth. It would require drastically different social conditions/norms/institutions to resolve the problem than the ones currently on hand. You know collapse is coming and can't do anything about it without some really hard work - which you don't really want to attempt to do because you feel it's futile anyway.

I just read that global warming will cause earth to become uninhabitable by most bacteria within our lifetime. I can really feel the apocalapathy setting in.

by J'swhey July 6, 2014

apocalapse

A lapse of concentration so terrible, and with such awful timing, that it results in almost or actual apocalyptic consequences.

I was doing the school run, when I had a complete apocalapse and ended up mowing down 17 children. It lasted so long I didn't stop and trailed their blood all the way home...

by Flobalobalob July 17, 2014

Apocalypse Girl

A girl who has sex with a large number of men with no regard for her relationship status or personal health. Similar to the act of storing a lot of meat in a freezer in preparation for the impending apocalypse.

Shorter terms can be A-slut or A-hoe.

"Bro, look at that chick out there on the d-floor in the tight black dress and big boots."
"Yeah man, don't tap that, she's a huge Apocalypse Girl, you'll probably get the herp er' somethin."
"Man, there's so many of those A-sluts these days.. shit."

by Murc March 14, 2014

apocalypse skill

A skill, usually done with the aid of technology, which is completely pointless to learn how to do manually, as one would only lose access to technology in an apocalypse scenario, but that skill would be completely useless in an apocalypse.

"Hey Brie, can you help me out with MLA format?"
"No way Thomas, that's a total apocalypse skill. Just use a computer!"

by Game of Thrones stole my name October 10, 2016