3 AM Videos

A way for youtubers to make fools of themselves while doing terrible editing of a "scary" thing.

Youtuber: "An imposter broke into my house at 3AM, and I turned into an imposter!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone else: "Everyone knows these 3 AM Videos are so fake, but youtubers make fools of themselves so it's funny."
Youtuber: "NOOOOOO!!! I SWEAR THIS IS REAL!!!!, AN ACTUAL IMPOSTER BROKE IN TO MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by FlukyMeteor2828 March 13, 2021

i am retarded

You are implying that yourself has an intellect with problems

*Jake Paul looking in the mirror*: I am retarded

by Tw4 February 23, 2018

3 am piss

A 3 AM piss is when someone is awoken at 3 AM by the urge to piss. The person will then typically get out of bed grumbling like a drunk fucker and walk into the bathroom where the lights will hinder his vision for about 3 minutes. Because of this short term blindness the dude will piss all over the seat as he exclaims fuck over and over again.

"Dude I had an awful 3 AM piss last night I couldn't see for a fucking week."

by DolphinWalrus February 17, 2019

am i dead?

yes, you are dead so deal with! I'm just kidding, you're dead but you are reliving your life right now. Now that i think about it, shouldn't you be doing something else than looking to see if you are dead?

am i dead?

you are dead
Little Timmy: Am i dead Dad?
Big Billy: I don't know son.
Karen: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY!!??
Big Billy: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET BACK INSIDE THE HOUSE!!??
Little Timmy: please kill me

by Beastmode1158 October 30, 2020

I am a spoon

When you run out of the dank insults and don't have anything more creative. Maybe somebody collects spoons in your family? Brilliant! Go sit in a drawer like the low-life piece of cheap metal you are.

I am a spoon! (Internal crying)

by Spoonnotaspork October 21, 2016

I AM ERROR

Its actually due to poor translation that his name is ERROR, his real name is actually Errol which makes a little more sense but the piss-poor translations of the NES days turned that last L into an R, thus the enigmatic ERROR...

What the fuck does I AM ERROR mean?

by Dr. Awesome September 15, 2006

i am sad

me too

Jared: i am sad
Carl: ok

by fricking tree boy April 29, 2019