alyssa 

the most annoying girl who will call herself fat when SHES CLEARLY NOT. she is funny and has a pet rat. she is ceo of doing hair wraps and playing the ukulele. she had one meal a day and is starving at 3 am. she lives in the woods and has frogs in her pool. is attractived to boys that look like dolphins.

friend 1: hey did you see alyssa’s story?
friend 2: which one she won’t stop posting.

alyssa by yumycumjuic3 June 7, 2020

Alyssa 

A dumbass hoe who will be a virgin for the rest of her life.

Alyssa is retarted

Alyssa by anonymous October 3, 2020

alyssa 

someone who is loud petty spreads rumors and is dramatic

omg its that bitch Alyssa!

alyssa by girlygirl17347356 October 10, 2017

alyssa 

a alyssa is a hoe who is a bitch and she will fuck your husband and your kids will call her mommy two . alyssa is the girl you want to kill. don’t mess with a alyssa

alyssa ruined my life and now my ex won’t lay me child support

alyssa by niftyfiftykitties March 9, 2019

alyssa 

Has a 3in tall temper and only has fun in a book, online (alone!), or at the pool!

Today Alyssa punched me in the stomach!

alyssa by Valeria Cheera Cook June 18, 2018

Alyssa 

Can be very self-centered at times, but also a very intelligent individual. She can disagree with your opinion most all times, but pushing all of that aside she is genuinely a kind hearted person and friend.

Alyssa always disagrees with others

Alyssa by Honesty is key April 4, 2017

Alyssa 

A girl that will definitely give you a headache. Alyssas can be pretty fun but their personalities can be too much at times. They think too highly of themselves and give themselves credit to feel better. Alyssas aren’t the best looking either and have a masculine look to them. They simply think they’re better than everyone else and try to show off too much which can lead to friends not wanting to talk to them. Alyssas claim to be good friends but their listening skills aren’t the best and are often judgmental. She can be fun to date but she’s definitely not marriage material due to commitment issues and isn’t someone you really want to deal with for the rest of your life.

“Have you seen Alyssa?”

“Yeah, she’s over there bragging about herself.”

“Ah, that’s Alyssa alright.”

Alyssa by JamesG87 May 30, 2018