Allen

When you leave the room to fart in another room

I had to Allen other wise my boyfriend would hear me fart.

by Bunny the kid December 27, 2019

Allen

Also known as Houdini or the flash. Has a weird rubber duck fetish & will drug you the second you turn around because he's a big time junkie.

Also possibly got possessed by a spirit with a toe fetish

-Where'd Allen go?

Allen *hidding in the dark behind a curtain for absolutely no fucking reason*

by SexyDuckyLover April 24, 2019

Allenitis

Contagious disease that causes you to clap when you laugh

(Common) in Fort Lauderdale

A young boy caught allenitis and went home clapping to his parents ! His parents were worried 😔

by Crews corner April 25, 2019

Max Allen

Max Allen is an absolute bloody legend and he’s very smart but he doesn’t help Christy in Science so she had to use whatever of her brain she has left from baingin it on the table. Max is mean and fatshames josh but who cares it’s funny. Also he is mr goffards bum wipe and Christy likes orange more than him. Christy is wayyyyy more amazing than max. End of

look at the chicken nugget it must be a max allen

by Lottie J May 29, 2019

Max Allen

Max is an actual weirdo, who does he think he is with his grade 9 exams. Ughhhh. Mr I’m too smart to help christy in science haha go suck my big toe. Max is a legend tho and he has a massive crush on my pet pigeon called josh Southgate. Mr Goffard said my pigeon is a rapist 😬, Josh thinks he’s cooler than max but everyone knows it’s not true.

This dude is such a mood! Oh yeh it’s max Allen

by Lottie J June 18, 2019

Jacob Allen

Jacob Allens are so short dude like you can't even hear them talk, they can't even talk right. they laugh like a a fucking rabbit and are SOOOO shit at Minecraft even though they are thicc. they are heaps gay too.

person 1: what's that fucking ant waving at me?
person 2: oh its just a Jacob Allen.

by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 16, 2019

cort allen

Cort "Fucking" Allen

Strengths: can smoke a whole pack of USA golds in 30 seconds

The monster of the 607, drinker of half empty flat beer at 3:00 in the afternoon, king of whole facts

Weaknesses:
Cant drive
also doesn't have a bike and refuses to get a bus pass so

Cort Allen- a wild animal who waits in the shadows for cigs and beer

by corty boy September 2, 2019