Alaskan Hot Pocket

1. The act of inserting an ice cube into a girls vagina and closing it until she screams.
2. A cleavor drink with vodka and peaches.

Dude i totally got melanie with an Alaskan Hot Pocket

Dude i drank an Alaskan Hot Pocket and got schmamered

by Mikes Hunt February 15, 2009

alaskan spear-thrower

When a girl lays down on her stomach, a guy stands on the couch nude, jumps off the couch, and tries to place his penis in the girl's clit. Not to be confused with an eagle talon.

Kids, don't try the alaskan spear-thrower at home!

by Cummy worm November 17, 2010

Trans Alaskan Pipeline

When someone goes to the bathroom, finds a log that is hard, and places that log into a condom. They then place the filled condom in the freezer and once it is hard, use it as a dildo.

That girl was do broke she could not buy a dildo so she ended up making a Trans Alaskan Pipeline.

by LBC2TEX January 28, 2009

Alaskan earthquake

When a woman in Alaska thrashes about the bed having multiple orgasms prompted by her Rotating G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator. Always involves loud moaning, or perhaps a biting of a pillow if the kids are home and not asleep. It feels as though the earth moves uncontrollably.

Karen keeps bragging about her newly discovered love for Alaskan earthquakes. She says the Earth moves for about thirty seconds, followed by lots of intense aftershocks.

by Earthquake_Lover August 21, 2009

Alaskan Chili Dog

Unlike the Texas Chili Dog, the Alaskan Chili Dog is the act of shitting in a container of some kind after taking a multitude of laxatives, freezing the shit over night, and placing the frozen block of shit on top of a white girl's face as she lies down in the sun, thus making the block of shit melt slowly all over her face, and eventually crusting into her skin, giving her the Jim Crow effect.

Will not work on black people or mexicans.

John contemplated doing the Alaskan Chili Dog on Jane because he was secretly into black people.

by siberianchill February 3, 2013

Alaskan Firecracker

It is when you shit and ejaculate on a girl's vagina. You proceed to make her queef, and the force will push the cum and the shit in an explosion, like a firecracker.

For the 4th of July, I think I'm gonna give Shelly an Alaskan Firecracker.

by Manuelmatthew July 1, 2011

alaskan harpoon

You lay the fat chick on her back. Then you stand at the foot of the bed and you get your dick heard then fall forward aiming for her pussy then the residual bouncing from her stomach bounces you essentially assisting with fucking.

Man that girl was so big I had to give her the Alaskan Harpoon.

by Jimmy Jelly bean December 30, 2013