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"Its because i have "ADD" (excuse abused by many people)

A bs excuse used by many lazy or stupid people who don't feel like reading a lot of info via books, essays, emails, "confusing" long anything written or typed (known to be TLDR). It also makes communication difficult between them and wordy intelligent people they clash with. Such people bully or treat the wordy people badly and also treat them as if they are from a lower caste.

They tend to be popular, because of the number of lazy people who also use their mentality as an excuse not to write or talk a lot like wordy/honest/open people. They typically get confused/disturbed/annoyed by anyone who talks/writes a lot. They call the wordy people crazy and get them into trouble/refuse them services.

Because of the "ADD" epidemic more people are lazy when it comes to reading and comprehension of large amounts of info. Because of the social difficulties, the smarties tend to be outcasts, some pretend to be dumb and quiet just to fit in and even secretive to the point of getting away with crimes like the lazies, while the wordy get into more trouble because of the trend of laziness and less talking/writing being considered sane and normal.

The dumbing down of education in the US may be the reason why so many people talk and write less than their wordy counterparts. The wordy are even diagnosed or undiagnosed with Asperger's, which is a label created by less wordy lazy less intelligent people.
"(long typed email or other communication)." -Smart/Wordy person A

"What? I am confused by what you said."/"TLDR" or (Ignore)/(incriminate/lockup smart person), etc. -Stupid/Lazy/"ADD" person B

"Why/what?" -Person A

"Its because i have "ADD" (excuse abused by many people)". -Person B
by Anonymousfemale April 13, 2014
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A subgenre of heavy metal taking inspiration from Symphonic Black Metal and features lyrics about life in Finland and the mistrust of Finnish Christianity, and glorifying the Warlike Pagan lifestyles of the neighboring countries' history. The lyrics focus on the solution to the mundane Finnish lifestyle being the Apocalypse. The only band that plays this currently is Impaled Rektum.
"You guys look like a weird heavy metal band"
"Yes, we are a band"
"Really? What do you play?"
"Symphonic Post-Apocalyptic Reindeer-Grinding Christ-Abusing Extreme War Pagan Fennoscandian metal"
by Yharimus September 27, 2023
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Art Abuse

; created item/s, which are not fit to be defined as ART.

A visual eyesore. Ugly, poorly designed/rendered items.

Garbage, crap.
Saw the new art exhibit, ever saw such art abuse in my life!
by Panthera Atrox February 19, 2011
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Textual Abuse

When an overly aggressive potential partner you only met once won't stop text messaging you
That kid just blew me up again! I never should have gave that textual abuser my number!!!
by Boston Homey December 20, 2010
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abuse of the senses

Statement defining moments when you body goes through moments of absolute pain. Can be caused emotionally or physically.
Sally abused Candy's senses when she woke her up this morning.

Your music is abuse to my senses.

It was an abuse of the senses when I walked into the toilet this morning.
by podling October 20, 2010
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Phrase abuser

A person who frequently uses phrases and quotes to emphysize a point but usually gets them wrong.
Bob: I went to pick up some milk yesterday at the market and while I was down there I remembered to get some batteries for my new super awesome robot dog
Ted: Ahh, two birds one cone
Bob: You gaddem phrase abuser
by Peter Bob May 1, 2009
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script abuse

To constantly use triggers on something such as irc. Usually done out of boredom. Something you might be doing right now.
Go back to raeping your bot by means of script abuse
by emrfish March 21, 2008
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