Absolute Gimp

Used by someone who listens to underground music against someone who has a poor taste in music, and is overly annoying on social media.

e.g. Dave - 'Did you see what he posted on facebook about loving Martin Garrix and not underground music'
Ross - 'Yeah what an absolute gimp mate'

by discobiscuit21 June 22, 2017

Absolute Carrot

An Absolute Carrot is someone who isn't completely tone-deaf, stupid, and arrogant; yet is just tone-deaf, stupid, and arrogant enough to be agitating to others around them. These types of people are just discrete enough to the point where most people who actually interact with them understand they are deeply flawed, however, everyone else thinks that they are a great guy.

Mike: I have no clue why everyone invited Steven to come to Applebees with us, he told a 9/11 joke to the waitress.
Jeremy: Did he really do that? On September 10th? What an Absolute Carrot!

by EliTried December 21, 2021

absolute gronk

Someone who is absolutely a gronk

Norman was an absolute gronk for hoarding all the idlis

by YaboyPK123 July 7, 2023

Absolute perfection

the best girl to ever come into my life and she is so amazing and I truly knew what love us when I met her

Isas absolute perfection

by PBI69420 February 26, 2021

Absolute Monarchy

An endangered governing system.

All power on the king.

Easy to be abdicated.

The King's term ends when he dies or abdicated.

The King's children are his successors.

Used to dominate most of the world's government.

Saudi Arabia is an example of absolute monarchy.

by Hectare Acres July 14, 2023

Absolute Spank

When you want to call someone a douchebag, but it's not harsh enough.

"Man, that guy Brandon is an absolute spank!"

by nonicknam3 November 25, 2017

that's absolutely bonkers

Used by anime - loving/band kids who spend their time on discord trying to say this phrase.

Person A: Yo bro you hear about ur mom cheating on ur dad
Person B: That's absolutely bonkers bro

by Grammar Error August 14, 2023