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Porcelain abortion 

The wad of sperm a girls pisses out into the porcelain toilet god after being pounded furiously and receiving a batch of baby batter and disposing of them abortion style into the toilet!
Take that ass to the bathroom for a porcelain abortion so you don't get my splooge all over my good sheets!
Porcelain abortion by squeak69 November 28, 2009

pro abortion 

people who dont have an structured argument, they dont use common sense and also don't know anything about biology
people who are pro abortion are useless
pro abortion by TuMadreLaGorda March 30, 2022

partial abortion 

Someone who is almost idiotic enough to join the "pro-life" (anti-abortion fanatic) movement, but whose brain rescues them in the nick of time.
She's obviously a partial abortion. She spent two years in Youth Defence.
partial abortion by Fearman February 7, 2008

Irish abortion 

Binge drinking until you miscarry, as Irish women are forced to do because of their Catholic government.
"Ugh, I think I'm pregnant. Glad it's St. Paddy's; no one will know I'm giving myself an Irish abortion tonight."
Irish abortion by annies__boobs April 24, 2014

Irish Abortion 

The preferred method of abortion in Ireland, where instead of getting an actual abortion, someone uppercuts the woman directly in the womb.
Dude 1: "Bro, Stacey called me last night and said she was pregnant with my kid, so I went over to her house and gave her an Irish abortion!"
Dude 2: Nice Bro!
Irish Abortion by Jpen4 January 1, 2020

Sacred Abortion 

An abortion with the intention of getting immediately pregnant again by another man, usually the husband. The aborted babies life is exchanged for the life of another baby that could not otherwise exist, thus diminishing the psychological damage of an abortion.
"My wife cheated on me and got pregnant so we agreed on having a sacred abortion."

"She was raped, convince her to get a sacred abortion. Either way she'll have a child in the next 9 months, it might as well be yours."
Sacred Abortion by NAROVA September 6, 2013