Simp tax

Paying a premium subscription for a an e-girl's nudes, discord, personal contact or shoutout, etc.

Guy 1: Why did you pay for a whole year of nudes?
Guy 2: Why not.

Guy 1: You know this why simp tax should exist.

by feins September 11, 2020

Adult tax

Taking a drink of a child's drink or taking a bite out of a child's food before giving it to them.

"Dude? Did you just take a bite out of your kid's candy bar?" Said single guy.

"Of course, that's the adult tax." Said dad.

by John Doe Daddy August 3, 2019

nit tax

Nit- (from nit picky-in this case particularly with money)

a person with extremely frugal habits. That person will try to do anything (even if illogical) to save a dollar

Nit Tax-The additional money you end up paying because you were trying really hard to save a dollar.

You see gas for $3.00 a gallon and you think you will save 2 cents a gallon if you go across town to get it. However, it costs over $1.50 of gas to go get it. The nit tax is double what you wanted to save.

You try to book a car rental for cheap, you find the cheapest deal for the day. You wait because you know you can find a $20 off coupon. Then, you book the next day, but have to pay $100 more because it is now too close to the day you want your car. Your nit tax is now $100.

by Yangyflo October 2, 2010

wage tax

The money a person earns for their company that they aren't paid.

"I made GE 2 million by inventing a new process for distributing power."
"How much did you make for doing that?"
"My salary is $200,000 a year."
"So basically GE taxed you 90% of the money you made them."
"Yeah, I guess I paid some sort of wage tax."

by Synthisis March 31, 2016

doing taxes

Cover up for having sex

Parents say to children: "dont bother us we are doing taxes in our room"

by tourangh October 11, 2006

tax cut

what killed off the budget surplus that we once had.

" bush got elected and gave all his rich buddies a nice, fat tax cut."

by cleevus September 12, 2003

tax season

a time of the year (usually February-April) where broke people that don't have a job somehow get tax money and act like they're rich. Tax money usually gets spent on Gucci, True Religion, Jordan's, and other unnecessary brands. When their tax money runs out, they go back to being broke.

Bill: Oh my, it's almost tax season again!
Bobby: Broke people that don't have a job somehow get tax money and act like they're rich.

by Yolo Drake March 11, 2015