The most sexiest man ever that you will meet. He is one of the funniest guys with a dirty mind. You will love him but only as a friend. He can never get a girlfriend no matter how hard he tries.
"Luke Allen is my best friend"
by TheBlueBear November 13, 2019
A very hot boy who has feelings for someone but can't really tell Anyone about it. The girl is beautiful , strong and bold hearted ! He is kind in every way possible and is a hard worker . Once he starts to love it's hard to stop him .
Joseph Michael Allen is so sweet
by Urban dictionary soceity January 09, 2018
Cort "Fucking" Allen
Strengths: can smoke a whole pack of USA golds in 30 seconds
The monster of the 607, drinker of half empty flat beer at 3:00 in the afternoon, king of whole facts
Weaknesses:
Cant drive
also doesn't have a bike and refuses to get a bus pass so
Strengths: can smoke a whole pack of USA golds in 30 seconds
The monster of the 607, drinker of half empty flat beer at 3:00 in the afternoon, king of whole facts
Weaknesses:
Cant drive
also doesn't have a bike and refuses to get a bus pass so
by corty boy September 03, 2019
Jacob Allens are so short dude like you can't even hear them talk, they can't even talk right. they laugh like a a fucking rabbit and are SOOOO shit at Minecraft even though they are thicc. they are heaps gay too.
by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 17, 2019
Matthew a bratton is a good dude. Honest and fun to be around. Nice at all times but if you cross them it will be bad. Fire in the bedroom and giving lover.
by I lost him April 15, 2020
Person 1: Oh lord, here comes Allen Feng
Person 2: Can't wait for someone to glass him in his fucking throat
Person 2: Can't wait for someone to glass him in his fucking throat
by dirtykunt December 04, 2023