Microsoft Family Safety

GoGuardian's twin brother. It blocks random sites just like GG, but it is barely ever talked about

Microsoft Family Safety = George Orwell's 1984

by BorritoGuy February 21, 2023

safety speech

To disappear From a large group with a small group so you can smoke some weed. Normally done as prep before the large group, of which you don’t want to be a part of, is about to embark on.

Hey guys - quick safety speech before we start this hike.

by Cpaq February 28, 2020

Albertan safety

n. False security of person, or society, engendered by deliberate blind ignorance of science and reason.

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Safety harnesses??!! I think not! Actually, I very much think not! My family will be climbing this mountain using only Albertan safety.

And body bags?

And body bags!

by gnostic3 December 21, 2021

Officer Safety

Officer Safety (noun) – The ultimate get-out-of-jail-free card for law enforcement. It’s the excuse cops use to justify unnecessary aggression or excessive force, even when there’s no real threat. Picture this: you’re already handcuffed on the ground, barely moving, and they still got an arm around your throat, shouting “Officer safety!” as if you’re the dangerous one. It’s less about actual safety and more about flexing power, giving them a free pass for brutality, no matter how much control they already have.

Example 1:
“I was pinned down, cuffed, and they’re still yelling ‘officer safety’ while roughing me up like I’m some kind of threat.”

Example 2:
“I handed over my ID, rolled up my window to wait, and they told me to roll it back down for ‘officer safety.’ Like I’m gonna attack them from inside the car while they’re running my license. All they had to do was write the ticket.”

by Watchlist Subject 9596690-00 September 15, 2024

cut your safety

take yours/someone's virginity

commonly used in the hockey locker room

Example: Connor is really into his new girlfriend and they want to take things to the next level.

Connor: "Megan you're a rocket, absolute dime piece, and I wanna cut your safety"

Megan: "OMG! I was thinking the same. Can I cut your safety babe?"

Connor: "My safety was cut with Allie back in freshman year"

by hockeyconnor1 December 14, 2022

Safety beer

During session drams (spirits), to take a safety break from the strong drink routine & slow down the alcohol intake with a beer.

The Legendary On Call Team around the Wedderlea Firepit: “aye, time for another round of nips”
The Bad Man: “I think I’m getting ahead of the project timeline here with the drams - I’ll just have a wee safety beer for now”
To be entered into the On Call Team Meeting Minutes…

by BobBEGGZ August 17, 2025

Safety Bells

When an idea is presented that the respondent very much enjoys or is very much in agreement with.

"I've got some soap bar for you here, spa."
"Safety Bells."

by Capesy Eisteddfod September 18, 2006