accidental susan

Unintentionally saying something that is straight out filthy at work. It is usually the same perpetrator over and over. While it can be followed by someone saying, "That's what she said" it is usually so wildly inappropriate, you swear the person said it on purpose and stare in astonishment, but the person really is just that innocent or ignorant.
Loudly proclaiming "The ostrich's penis was ridiculously big! Like almost dragging on the ground big" (just truly astonished at the size of something) as you walk into a meeting at work. Or starting a conversation with the boss by asking, "Can I sit on one of your balls?" (Referring to a yoga ball). Both of those are usually followed by an almost disgusted look by all who are present and someone saying, "There she goes with another Accidental Susan."
by SueSuzy September 15, 2021
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dirty susan

a dirty susan, when a girl does a blow job but throws up half way through.
she pulled a dirty susan last night.
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Dirty Susan

Dirty Susan is the grey haired middle aged woman on the cards in the Canadian smoke packs. If you receive a Dirty Susan in your pack it’s good luck, my friend.
Hoh I just found a Dirty Susan in my smokes man !”

Fuck around it’s just gonna be a good day eh!”
by Unco and neph June 03, 2020
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A Susan Jones

When you ask your nan for sexaul intercoure because you can't get any so it your last resort
Right I'm off lads I'm going for a Susan Jones when I get home
by Mr H Jones May 11, 2022
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Roughie Susan

Used sometimes by extremely fucked up people, a roughie susan is a variaton of fapping except with the use of salt, which can result in burning of the skin.
Man, that felt worse thana roughie susan.
by Wooden Masthole March 04, 2016
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rusty susan

a band that was started before it meant a dirty condom swallowed by it's recipiant
rusty susan is much less vulgar than a used condom being swallowed
by rustysusan October 09, 2009
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Steaming Susan

The act of putting saran wrap over your face while another person defecates on it.
Steve wanted to bring the relationship to the next level so he asked Mindy to give him a Steaming Susan.
by Undercovermuthafunka November 16, 2018
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