Uncle rob

He’s the type of uncle that tickles your bum

“Uncle rob! Get off my bum!”

by Loli’s are fun November 23, 2019

the Rob Janob

when a male like the butthole of another male

i was awstruck when you rob janobed me

by vinny c August 3, 2003

Rob Job

A favorite of aggressive and sexually adventurous medical students everywhere, the storied Rob Job consists of a twofold stimulation of the human male.

The partner first inserts his/her fist into the Rob Jobee's rectum in order to roughly stimulate the prostate and seminal vesicles while using the other hand to simultaneously excite the glans penis.

The ultimate goal of the ambitious Rob Job is to achieve synchronous expulsion of bodily fluids and/or matter from both the urethral and rectal canals.

(n.) After performing an exceptionally satisfying Rob Job on Herbert, Mabel yelled with glee, "Touchdown!" while signaling the call with two upraised and soiled hands.

(v.) "Did you see that girl," asked an inquisitive Billy, "I almost Rob Jobbed in my pants! Good thing I decided on Depends this morning!"

by Papa Bellmore September 21, 2008

Rob Job

The sexual act of defacating into your partners anus either directly or using some form of tubing.

The woman cleaned the shit off her ass after getting a Rob Job.

by Edbu September 16, 2008

Rob Zombie

greasy loser coasting on Howard Stern promos, aka, no-talent hack and all-round douchebag. Not to be confused with musician.
Will fuck your dead sister if he gets the chance.

Rob Zombie was eating road kill out on the Turnpike yesterday.
I wish I had a nickel for everytime someone puked after hearing Howard Stern jack off Rob Zombie on his show.

by adam_before_eve April 8, 2006

b-rob

To perform a seemingly straight-forward action without any competency.

That quarterback pulled a b-rob with that interception.

by Project Specifications November 2, 2011

robbing the cradle

The act of stealing a cradle, which is used to hold babies. Whatever you do is don't take the baby. They cry alot and then when they don't cry the poop and then cry some more. They never sleep.

My friend stole a cradle but threw the baby. Then the baby died. God damn annoying babies.

by Adeadlyliquid November 22, 2004