keys to the kingdom

being given the 'green light' for sex! -bliss for men and even liked by a few women!!
judy gave me the 'keys to the kingdom' then made a mess of me!!
she gave him the keys to the kingdom, his joy was indescribable!
she knew she was going to 'get off'!! he gave her the keys to the kingdom!
by michael foolsley December 31, 2009
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o-kei

A girl who really likes fighting type video games and enjoys historical manga and wants to bang Hwoarang into the night.
by kappadori April 27, 2009
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The Key Goblin

Getting got by The Key Goblin, is a common phenomena where a person puts down a small object (keys, remote or phone) to do a quick task only to come back and be incapable of finding the object
Person 1: I got up to go to the bathroom and now i cant find where i put my keys
Person 2: Sounds like the key goblin got you
Person 1: Fucking Key goblin
by Crack Dealer2255 December 20, 2021
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Kei Gong

The ancient Chinese art of weight lifting using one's genitals. Also practiced by various cultures throughout the world.
We're going to have a Kei Gong competition this weekend.
by Mr. Putters November 10, 2012
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Key lagging

Bad typing. When you have no spaces and random letters in some kind of text or IM.
Person One: jjjjjjjjjsdakkkkkkkk

Person Two: wtf?

Person One: Oops sry key lagging
by kingman212 January 12, 2011
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sticky keys

the true defenition of insanity.
Try to play a Minecraft server and find someone who you want to team with and press shift too many times?
Motherfucking Sticky keys.
Tap on shift or something because your board and its 3:00AM?
mothercucking sticky key jumpscare baby!

But the actual reason is more kind hearted.
Its supposed to be feture for people with disabilities and because of that can't do button combaniations.
Person one in Minecraft chat:BRO WHY TF DID YOU KILL ME I WAS DOING THE PEACE SIGN
Person two in Minecraft caht:Sorry you randomly Stoped.
Person one:fucking sticky keys.
Person one:this is fucking bullshit im going to go watch the black and orange website.
XxNoobSlayerxX has exited the server.
Person two in Minecraft chat:Jeez i did not think i made him that mad by killing him. Must have been a child...
by Agent Stamos November 25, 2020
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Key Change

Use this to shame your tone deaf mates when they start singing off key.
"THat's the way its gonna BeeEEeeE LiTtLE dARLIn"
"Ooh... key change!"
by 1300-dissapointment August 09, 2021
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