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Where and When Jared?

The question Musa asks to Jared after a Ligma balls joke.
Jared: Knock knock, Musa! Musa: who’s there Jared? Jared: Ligma. Musa: wh-who’s Ligma? Jared: Ligma balls! Musa: Where and when Jared? ( gay music plays)
by musa is gay December 1, 2023
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jared petrilli

A man or young boy with an exceptionally small penis, and too afraid to commit to sexual relationships because of the embarrassment.
My new boyfriend is such a Jared petrilli, he cant even stick it in my vajay jay
by And You Know That June 10, 2016
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Jared

The most toxic person ever. He also works at Food 4 Less. Fuck Jared.
Fuck Jared
by Fuck Jared August 29, 2020
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jared purdy

Jared Purdy is sometimes cool, but he is also a jack as* most of the time.
Jared Purdy is smart but is an ass when he brags about things
by Anonymous11121314 January 11, 2018
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Jared

someone: man, Jared is so submissive and breedable.
friend: yeah, he’s a total nerd too.
by B0WT13S November 3, 2021
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Jared

Usually a name given to a retard or a name u call a retard
Kam why did you burn the house down your a Jared
by Yes no many so September 20, 2019
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Jared

So easy to love yet so hard to beat in a fight. Big kid, big personality, big talent, big ego. Confidence radiates stronger than the sun. Don’t know why every girl couldn’t go after Jared. Usually has a really hot girlfriend who’s out of his league, but he only uses that to make himself more confident. Who wouldn’t love him?
by Anonymous21166 January 11, 2022
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