half shacking

Living together under the same roof part-time.

No girl, we're not really living together. We are only half shacking.

by @kdhaynes April 21, 2009

Half tit

When you see a half tit on a female and have to go and bash one out

J: *whispering* look, half tit
R: wow
J: sorry but I’ve got to go bash one out over that

by jbutty/half tit November 22, 2018

half-orphan

A person, especially a child, whom only one of his/her parents is around/alive.

Jame's father passed away a few days ago. People is starting to call him half-orphan.

by WickedDK December 5, 2018

Half off

When a male or female starts to give their partner a handjob but stops halfway through.

Man, I met a really nice worker at Walmart, but she had to give me a half off before her manager saw!

by Your boi Bailey February 17, 2017

half jack

Jacking off and ending right before you’re about to cum and then proceeding to workout right after to maximize T-levels. Proven way to get your biceps bigger
Better Pre-workout than Gnar Pump

Me: Hey Joe, why couldn’t you sumo deadlift 450 today?
Joe: Bro, honestly, I didn’t half jack today, I’m just not feeling as good
Me:Pussy

by Half-Jacking December 12, 2018

Half-Pete

"Half-Pete" is a reference to the mythical half man that lives in rural West Virginia in a basement of a large family. The story is told: His mother tried to abort him as an infant, however the procedure did not take. A week later, the abomination that is Half-Pete was born. With the lower section of his body skewered by incompetent surgical practices, he would physically only be half a man. Half-Pete is often referred to now as a full grown man, while other accounts say he is immortal.

He is described as vitriolic, spiteful and during bouts of his regular and intense pain, enraged. His story came to light when he tunneled out of the basement (from which he was made prisoner in) and into one of the off-set structures on the property where one of his younger siblings slept. Through years of tunneling, one night he cut his way through the carpet, attacked and killed his sibling in a bitter act of revenge over a long lifetime of abuse from the hands of his parents and siblings. Some accounts say he was force fed pain pills by members of the family wearing a "bear suit" (bear-resistance hardened suit) so as to keep the noise down during important family functions, in an effort to further conceal his existence.

Half-Pete can be used as an adjective when describing a situation, as follows...

"We came home to find in a mess of his own gore, like some Half-Pete horror show."

by Dave712 December 15, 2017

Mission and a half

A task so prolonged or difficult, it seems as though you're taking on more than you bargained for. Once completed, you feel so irritated (or relieved, depending on the situation) that you can't help but talk about it to someone.

Sophie: I didn't get picked up yesterday afternoon and had to walk home. It took me two bloody hours!

John Smith: That must've been a mission and a half.

by MysteryGirl05 November 19, 2013