killed em

Meaning: when 2 people are jokin and one person punches sting harder than the other.You can imagine the word by picturing somebodi punchin somebodipunch-linesand killin them.

boy1-bitch yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl
boy2-and yo mama so stupid she does the electric slide talkin bout she tryna keep the lights on
classmates:killed em'

by Micheal Jordan of slang March 21, 2007

fuck em and chuck em

Usually pertaining to homosexual teens that hook up with a guy for a relationship, but end up getting fucked and left.

Andrew: Man, i want to get with that guy so bad!
Jackie: No, no, no, hes just one of those fuck em and chuck em guys!

by Cum%Andrew%Dumpster October 21, 2007

yum em's

female breasts, derived from their circular shape and sweetness like unto a yum yum doughnut

Baby got some fat yum em's

by Clancy October 07, 2003

tell em

to tell them in a cooler way but to actually tell yourself

" you tell em "

" yea yea you tell em "

by mbeaute February 04, 2021

Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot

Fisting a woman's pussy and ass at the same, while alternating blows to the ass and pussy in a rock 'em sock 'em robot manner.

I almost got that bitch's head to pop off as I was Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Roboting her last night.

by cyclonebulldog15 November 20, 2009

hair em scare em

Going to the barbershop and getting a bag full of hair and waiting until your friend, who is a notoriously frequent masturbater, passes out and glueing the hair onto his palms with Super Glue

Man, my girlfriend got pregnant just sitting on Dave's couch.I took 4 showers and still feel like I've been rummaging in the dumpster behind a porn theater. Next time we go drinking I'm going to give him the old Hair Em Scare Em.

by Ryan Harline October 13, 2007

roll em

A phrase used in texas hold 'em to instruct players who are all in to turn their cards face up. Sometimes can be said as "roll em up"

I went all in, and Jonny called me. We had to roll em up and I saw I had his JJ dominated.

by Teej Mahal June 14, 2006