Cleaner than a Safeway chicken

Sharp-dressed and savvy.

Don MacLean: Have you seen the suits Sweet James Bergener wears? That guy is cleaner than a Safeway chicken!

by Sweet James October 9, 2015

bigger than the average player

Justin And Dayal

They're just bigger than the average player

by qwertyuiolfkzdnhg October 26, 2020

Weaker than my piss

Used when the flow or movement of something is overly weak, as to say it is weaker than one's urination.

This shower is weaker than my piss!

Fuck you. You punch weaker than my piss!

by SuperBadMcLovin February 1, 2021

Older than yo momma

An insult towards your mother often used by 9-year-olds that waste their days playing fornite and watching Jake Paul.

Guy 1: That joke is older than yo momma
Anna: *cries hysterically*

by annacantalk_alot November 16, 2018

More hits than Elvis

When something or someone has had more hits than Elvis .

Example 1.

Guy 1 : " Your car is pretty banged up man ".
Guy 2 : " Yeah , it's had more hits than Elvis ".

Example 2.

Guy 1 : " That Monica girl , she gets around hey ?"
Guy 2 : " Yeah, she's had more hits than Elvis "

by tigerinthebed April 2, 2015

wetter than an otter's pocket

an otter has a wet pocket and you're wetter than his little pocket

jacob: you're wetter than an otter's pocket
jane: huh?
jacob: my little otter pocket
jane: okay sweet cheeks this little game of yours has been going on for 5 years now you need to cut it out. im not sleeping with you anymore

by superattractivegirl March 1, 2021

Higher than giraffe pussy

Achieved when one smokes so much chronic that they are as high as the ureteral vicinity of the Giraffa camelopardalis.

"Shit mein, I blazed so much dro, I was higher than giraffe pussy yesterday!"

by Martwamp January 4, 2008