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My legs just divorced 

Basically another way to say that you're spreading your legs
Chloe: Have you seen the Timothee Chalamet? He played Willy Wonka in that new movie
Sam: Of course! I saw the movie!
Sophia: Y'all don't know that he was in Lady Bird?! Unbelievable newgen locals;-;
Marcus: Omg my legs just divorced when I saw him😝

Sister in Divorce 

Also known as SID - Two women that share the same ex husband but who have bonded through experience through growth and healing.
I just love my sister in divorce - she’s the best.

Happy Valentine's Divorcaversary 

When the anniversary of the finalization of your divorce falls on Valentine's Day.

You can use this for any holiday just add -divorcaversary on it.

Also see Flagabirthaversary, the convergence of Flag Day, my birthday and my wedding day. Now, you see how that ended. :/
Today is the third anniversary of the finalization of my divorce so I guess it is Happy Valentine's Divorcaversary to me!

Grounds For Divorce 

A Cocktail consisting of
Port
Sherry
Wkd blue
Do you want to get a grounds for divorce at the greatest bar in Aberystwyth?, Downies.

Super Mario Divorce 

When player two disconnects.
"Things haven't been going so good with my wife lately; we just filed for Super Mario Divorce the other day."

Coat Hanger Divorce 

A married woman discovers she is pregnant just before filing for divorce from a troubled marriage. To leave the marriage with minimal complications, she opts for a quiet abortion before her husband becomes aware of the pregnancy.
Gina just found out that Nick is cheating on her again, she needs to get a Coat Hanger Divorce.