by IamNico November 23, 2021
Get the Chuck Norrismug. That one really hot chick that you have the pleasure to fuck, the only problems is it is impossible to get her wet, unless you are the one and only Chuck Norris.
It don’t matter what you do, how hard you hit that G-spot, she ain’t gonna squirt for you. She may look better than Megan Fox, but she is more difficult to make squirt than beating all the Dark Souls games in a week.
You can make her squirt with out being Chuck Norris but it will take 48 hours of pure fucking, so good luck. The easiest way to make her wet is if you piss in her pussy as you fuck her.
It don’t matter what you do, how hard you hit that G-spot, she ain’t gonna squirt for you. She may look better than Megan Fox, but she is more difficult to make squirt than beating all the Dark Souls games in a week.
You can make her squirt with out being Chuck Norris but it will take 48 hours of pure fucking, so good luck. The easiest way to make her wet is if you piss in her pussy as you fuck her.
The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris has nerves of steel, I don’t know how I came 679 times before I got her a little wet.
by My grandma just ate some prune April 18, 2019
Get the The Feminine Version of Chuck Norrismug. when a man farts into a large bowl of cereal and then puts his dick into it, slowely so that the bowl slowely overflows then he punches a bitch in the face and makes her eat his concocktion. This can result in dominance of anyone in range
by the money maker is in my pants October 20, 2010
Get the the young chuck norrismug. there os no discription for him. Just read a book
by roro1602 January 2, 2017
Get the chuck norrismug. by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2021
Get the Chuck Norrismug. Any Officer on the Sauget, IL Police Department because they will pursue you until their wheels fall off, then they will run after you, and catch you.
by Sauget Ballet Staff January 8, 2025
Get the sauget chuck norrismug. by Who’s got a baby Dick? March 24, 2023
Get the Chucking Norrismug.