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Chuck Norris

An absolute god. One of the most powerful forces of all time.
Damn that was a powerful roundhouse kick must be Chuck Norris. Bow before Chuck Norris
by IamNico November 23, 2021
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The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris

That one really hot chick that you have the pleasure to fuck, the only problems is it is impossible to get her wet, unless you are the one and only Chuck Norris.

It don’t matter what you do, how hard you hit that G-spot, she ain’t gonna squirt for you. She may look better than Megan Fox, but she is more difficult to make squirt than beating all the Dark Souls games in a week.

You can make her squirt with out being Chuck Norris but it will take 48 hours of pure fucking, so good luck. The easiest way to make her wet is if you piss in her pussy as you fuck her.
The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris has nerves of steel, I don’t know how I came 679 times before I got her a little wet.
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the young chuck norris

when a man farts into a large bowl of cereal and then puts his dick into it, slowely so that the bowl slowely overflows then he punches a bitch in the face and makes her eat his concocktion. This can result in dominance of anyone in range
dude you totally gave her the young chuck norris
by the money maker is in my pants October 20, 2010
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chuck norris

there os no discription for him. Just read a book
chuck norris is unbelivebel
by roro1602 January 2, 2017
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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris used to be a badass, but now he's a homophobe.
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sauget chuck norris

Any Officer on the Sauget, IL Police Department because they will pursue you until their wheels fall off, then they will run after you, and catch you.
Sauget Chuck Norris waiting with spikey strips
by Sauget Ballet Staff January 8, 2025
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Chucking Norris

a). Going for it at all costs b). Letting it fly c). Taking it all on.
They are going for it and chucking norris.

They had no chance but sure chucked norris.
by Who’s got a baby Dick? March 24, 2023
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