Poke Hoarder

A facebook user that refuses to 'poke back' a large group of people. This gives the hoarder a false sense of security that he/she has friends that care about the hoarder. The hoarder then refuses to 'poke' these people back fore the hoarder will as if they are starting a 'poke war' and are being a bad friend.

Person A: "Yo dogs, check dis out. I gots 53 friends all tryin to get me to poke dem back"

Person B: "Wow, you be one of dem poke hoarders"

by SOTHEYSAY May 7, 2011

turdle poking

When your big fat shit sticks its head out of your body . Letting you know your running out of time till you shit yourself.

I can't make it to the store I have some serious turdle poking going on .

by coopnuts August 7, 2012

poking the pork

verb: to sleep with a fat chick

"I'm so tired, and I don't have my work done for today," John whined. "Well, you shouldn't have been poking the pork all night!" Emily replied.

by Xool314 May 17, 2011

Poke-Crime

Any type of real world crime that is initiated through the use of the Pokemon Go game.

Another unsuspecting victim of Poke-Crime is lured into a trap

by blagels July 11, 2016

chain-poking

This is where someone on facebook will constantly poke random people because it has become somewhat of an addiction

John: i wish mary would stop chain-poking she has poked like 50 people today

by ufcgaz December 21, 2010

Grundle Poke

when you are engaged in oral sex OR receiving a hand-job just before you are about to ejaculate, she then pokes you in between the anus and ball sack.

while I was on the computer, looking up many various words on the Urban Dictionary website, I looked over beside me, and all of a sudden, I see my roomie receiving quite the vigorous Grundle Poke I have ever seen...

by R.Tripp February 23, 2011

Toe-Poke

Putting your toe in a persons crevice.

Callum Long put his toe in Ethan's mouth, this was a Toe-Poke.

by GarthGreenhand May 17, 2014