Zombie Post

On social media, when someone comments on a long dead post from years ago, re-animating the conversation to a horrible, terrifying undeath

April 10, 2013: "My dog has fleas - what do you use that's good?"
April 11, 2013 :lots of answers
April 12, 2018 :"I use Capstar"
April 12, 2018: "Thanks for the zombie post, moron. That dog died two years ago."

by txba397 May 25, 2018

Post-wank

When you keep jacking off even though you already came.

George jizzed everywhere but continued on in post-wank shame.

by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014

Post Whipped

It is when two people break up and one cannot get over the relationship. They are constantly trying to get back in and will never accept that it is over.

Dude, Jack is sooooo post whipped over Lizzie after she ditched him.

by jcougs May 15, 2014

wet posting

a horny post on social media- be it spam, finsta, or main. if it’s horny and posting, it’s definitely wet posting

damn that bitch has been wet posting ever since y’all started talking. she wants you.

by ashesinurasses July 2, 2019

single-posting

The act of posting excessively to social media in the wake of a recent breakup in order to catch the attention of the ex and/or potential suitors. It also announces one's return to a wider social community.

The posts do not declare one's relationship status, but are instead cryptic--containing hidden meanings, decipherable only to select audiences.

A "thirst trap" is only one of the most general and common examples.

Shawn: Did you see Jeremy's Insta story??
Christine: Yeah, he never posted when he was dating Margot...
Shawn: The death of the couple inaugurates the birth of the individual. He's totally single-posting.

by harrystyles-tosses-salad June 26, 2023

ghost post

Deleting your post on social media not long after you posted it.

"Jenny posted a rant about you on her wall earlier but then deleted it, fucking ghost poster.."

by iwriteoneverything January 25, 2018

post-biben

The term originates from latin roots meaning "after drinking". This phenomenon often occurs the morning after a night of drinking, but it is unlike a hangover in that people are typically playful and possibly feel like they're still happily drunk. Symptoms may include episodes of excessive laughter, moderate to high stupidity, directional challenges, goofy mannerisms, eccentric thoughts and ideas, as well as feeling light and euphoric. A post-biben done well could and should last the remaining duration of the day.

"are you on something? why are you acting so silly?"
"nah, bro.. it's just a post-biben"

"it is so annoying that she has post-bibens when we all have hangovers"
"i know right, she laughs at weird things and is so happy and energetic."

by moookhs May 29, 2017