j cube

Yo bro me and some chicks are gonna hit the j cube, you down?
by Jackyboy5 July 18, 2019
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milky j

An obscene splatter of seminal porridge
by Razorbawz January 18, 2017
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J-Storm

A holiday in the month of January, usually on a Friday, celebrated by Protestants while drinking a lot of beer. The day is chosen based on availability. The celebration is prepared for by withstanding from meat and alcohol for a week. Sometimes people plan for J-Storm, but in the end it really just is everyone getting f**** up when it's -20 out and there's nothing to do but drink in Wisconsin.

A first, J-Storm was about about drinking. Now it's about seeing old friend and drinking. Staring in January of 2012, J-Storm has grown significantly.
The first year Marty Spilled his drink on the ceiling and Joey took 23 shot. In 2015 Chase and Rae got engaged the same day as J-Storm (also Marty's birthday). In 2016 Angela fell asleep at the bar. In 2017 the bartender finally asked wtf is going on after reaslizing we've been doing this at J&B's Blue Ribbon Pub for 3 years.

Joey is the official historian of J-Storm.

Chase is the founder of J-Storm.

Marty's favorite holiday is J-Storm.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the official beer of J-Storm but any type of alcohol is permitted.
Marty spilled his drink all over the place and Chase didn't care because it was J-Storm.

Marty:"On a scale of 1 to 10, how drunk are you."
Chase:"J-Storm"

"I had a *life event* to go to this Friday but I cancelled it to go to J-Storm.
by C-Stormer July 29, 2017
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J&L

Your couple aren't J&L great
by Pseeeeudox April 27, 2017
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All J

Something that is so good! Like for reals good
“How is that taco?”
It’s All J bro it’s all j”
For real?”
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B&J

B&J, is commonly used to refer to the popular ice cream brand Ben & Jerry's
Hey bro, you want a B&J?
Nah, I'm good
by Tinafey-fromtheway March 18, 2017
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The J-spot

The unfortunate stain left on a carpet when someone attempts to enter a room where two lovers are going for it like good 'uns... and coitus is suddenly interrupted at the critical moment.
Jo: "Ewwww... the J-spot isn't drying up at all."

Nap: *shame faced* "Sorry honey."

Jo: "Don't be, one day we will look back and laugh."

Nap: "Yeah? Ya reckon?"

Jo: "Hmmm... we'll see... darn those lil love stains to Hull!"
by Nap August 4, 2004
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