by Syde Trak August 15, 2011
Get the Flat Matesmug. Old Mate can be used to isolate a single individual out of a returned servicemen's earlybird dinner special at the local.
by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003
Get the old matemug. Boatswains Mate is a word with more than one meaning.
1.A useless position, typically in a naval workplace, for which the only qualification is proper color vision.
2.Easily angered, when subordinates do less work than they do.
3.Micromanagement skills are key to success in this rate.
4.One who likes to snitch.
5.If male, typically has a petite penis, however, if female typically has penis.
6.Is anxiously watching the news for a repeal of "Don't ask, Don't tell"
7.Expendable, little to no actual value to the Armed Forces.
8.If angered, expect lots of furious ranting, but due to lack of manhood, retaliation is unlikely.
9.Recent studies have shown that the average Boatswains Mate Cries himself to sleep due to the lack of testosterone in his bloodstream. If female, she cries herself to sleep due to a lack of male attention.
10.Evidence shows that Boatswains Mates were used instead of Monkeys in Russian space experiments.
11.Can be used in place of any insult. Such as: Toolbag, Duche, Steaming Pile of Shitbag, Bench Rider, Dumbass, Cum Guzzler, Parasite, Influenza, Shit Stain
1.A useless position, typically in a naval workplace, for which the only qualification is proper color vision.
2.Easily angered, when subordinates do less work than they do.
3.Micromanagement skills are key to success in this rate.
4.One who likes to snitch.
5.If male, typically has a petite penis, however, if female typically has penis.
6.Is anxiously watching the news for a repeal of "Don't ask, Don't tell"
7.Expendable, little to no actual value to the Armed Forces.
8.If angered, expect lots of furious ranting, but due to lack of manhood, retaliation is unlikely.
9.Recent studies have shown that the average Boatswains Mate Cries himself to sleep due to the lack of testosterone in his bloodstream. If female, she cries herself to sleep due to a lack of male attention.
10.Evidence shows that Boatswains Mates were used instead of Monkeys in Russian space experiments.
11.Can be used in place of any insult. Such as: Toolbag, Duche, Steaming Pile of Shitbag, Bench Rider, Dumbass, Cum Guzzler, Parasite, Influenza, Shit Stain
by engineersalldaymil December 5, 2010
Get the Boatswains Matemug. by Filthy Rich July 29, 2008
Get the Yes Matemug. by Brother-Fudger August 4, 2019
Get the Old Matemug. a smoking partner. one who is typically used to smoke marijuana with. usually tends to entertain his/her friend, enjoys to get trippy, has a wide collection of interesting melodies to listen to, likes to philosophize on human phenonmenon, and/or unanswered mysteries. this person is readily available and never demands much of one's time. one who is likeably chill.
Jeremiah is the dankest doobie-mate; he'll never turn me down.
Jonah: "hey wanna smoke tonight?"
Josh: "cant, ive got finals tomorrow...why dont you call your favorite doobie-mate?"
Jonah: "k"
Jonah: "hey wanna smoke tonight?"
Josh: "cant, ive got finals tomorrow...why dont you call your favorite doobie-mate?"
Jonah: "k"
by ulikeyahee August 27, 2009
Get the doobie-matemug. No a boy mate is not some one who has been 'friend zoned' he is your mate that's a guy, yes people it is actually possible for a guy and a girl to be just friends, without any heart ache. Usually that guy that you e known since birth, great kid.
Sophia: Hey Ben, just ringing to say you left your footy at mine...
Ben: great what's for tea I'll be right over.
Sophia: bloody Boy mates
Ben: great what's for tea I'll be right over.
Sophia: bloody Boy mates
by AFLGAL❤ July 15, 2014
Get the Boy Matemug.