simp

Someone who is basic as fuck ...in other terms there is either a shared personality or no personality to be found at all.

Yo, that man Joseph is a simp if I ever saw one.

by Patty Pendergast April 23, 2020

Simp

A simp is someone who uses chivalry in hopes of receiving sexual gratification, etc etc. commonly associated with the names:Jon(athan) Eugene Scott, Maus on, Alexander Goins, Tristan Greg(soralong), and Zander.

Why, yes how did you know that Jon, Alexander, mauson, Tristan, and Xander where all simps?

by Ttijhgyjvfddkijff December 31, 2019

Simp

Somebody who will FALL head over fucking heels over anyone fictional or not real. A person who obsesses over something al lot for something.

Person 1: OMMGGGGGG JAMES IS SOOO HOT I WANNA LOOOOVE HIM SO MUCH
Person 2: You’re a simp.

by Kurtis Conner November 6, 2022

Simp

When a man named Tristan compliments the simp queen moony and denies that he is a simp and is just a gentlemen they give gifts and constant love hearts to moony and always compliment them

Tristan: Oh moony is so kind and amazing and beautiful *heart emoji*
Everyone: SIMP

by Totally not ocha September 30, 2020

Simp Math

Coined by Coach Greg Adams: - Excuses and Explanations by blue pill gumps, trying to defend matriarchy against factual statistics. It usually entails mental gymnastics and arithmetic to discount specific elements of statistics in order to prove a false, larger point that nothing untoward is going on.

Ramsey: The factual statistic is that 52% of marriages end in divorce. But, if you take out single mothers, people over 22, high school marriages, people with degrees, people earning less than $50,000, people who attend a house of worship, people who aren't from a divorced background; about 90% of marriages DO WORK.

CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.

by LTG Covenant April 16, 2024

Simp

A simp is a sad pimp, simple. It's not a person in thier feelings or a man that ditches his friends for the girls. A sad pimp is a pimp that is on thier grind and on thier stuff but is off thier grind and in thier feelings but can get back on thier stuff. A simp is not a trait.

Im simping right now but I'ma get back on my grind, don't worry.

by Im@urbf'shouse April 18, 2020

NO SIMP DECEMBER

yes it’s a things, no “talking” to anyone. allowed to call people “hit,cute”. NO SIMPING. If you make it all of December without a boyfriend/girlfriend or any talking stages that probably failed u win.

“Maybe I should get his snap”

“No simp december”

by #ilovecarmelmacchiatos December 11, 2021