Absolute legendary beast. If you’re a big John Masskie then you are extremely tough and talented, whilst also being a great athlete. Big John Masskie’s can take on an army single handed.
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Person 2: Omg yes he is so fine
Person 3: ive heard is jhonny is exceptionally large.
Person 2: Omg yes he is so fine
Person 3: ive heard is jhonny is exceptionally large.
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Ben: What’s John Pork?
Allie: He’s like John Cena but he’s a pig-like creature
Ben: *laughs because John Pork*
Ben: What’s John Pork?
Allie: He’s like John Cena but he’s a pig-like creature
Ben: *laughs because John Pork*
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one of the coolest people you'll ever meet. Seriously John will always have the coolest demeanor to him. never gets flustered or even raises his voice. is intelligent and friendly especially towards the ladies. a great friend that will always be there for you.
Person 1) (Yells)John we got go lets dich this party quick ahhh.
John) (Whispers) oh ok, what door are we using ? do we have to run?
John) (Whispers) oh ok, what door are we using ? do we have to run?
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