Cow Slapping

When a cow knocks your grandma to the ground and pulls out it's cock and begins raping them in front of you, mooing very loudly. The cow then inhales helium and flies away.

Yo, Jared my grandma got a CRAZY cow slapping this morning.

by Slimey Zebra September 5, 2025

SLAP

Sound Like A Plan !

Netflix &chill ?
Slap

by StonerBerry January 10, 2020

Pump Slap

It's when you wear a pair of reebok pump shoes from the 90's and slap someone

"Man, Jerry just pump slapped Mark for messing up his work space"

by Drkn3ssLurkz May 28, 2021

slapping your john

Slapping ones john is a term dirived from lower Manhattan. The art of nonchalantly and gently kissing a strangers penis or if you prefer. His shiny helmet.

Hey bro, do you mind me slapping your john?

by Condalisa_rice June 19, 2018

Scoop Slap

Quick motion of lifting up and then slapping down someones breast (usually a female) with the intent for it to sting. Bonus points if you clip the nipple.

(Sort of akin to a towel snap)

I roasted her too hard and she scoop slapped me!

by Hyde P April 5, 2022