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Simp

A homie who puts hoes before the bro's
Jun's such a simp for Mary Vanderwood The 3rd.

Jun's a fucking simp lmao for Mary Vanderwood The 3rd
by sailorjjun June 18, 2020
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@__vanchev
@__vanchev is simping on Dzheren
by Grizgich September 17, 2020
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by pimp4life16 June 9, 2022
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Simp

Word used to call people obsessing over a beautiful person, usually a woman, however the person accused turns it around by saying they are a Super Intelligent Minecraft Player
Ah you're a simp
Yeah, you're right. I'm a Super Intelligent Minecraft Player
by Alex Was Taken May 7, 2021
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A Simp is Mostly a human being who constantly attempts to grasp the attention of a female, using Awkward skills and disgusting facts, not including his severe obesity to try impress a woman, with a definite fail rate. Although this definition mostly is used to define a human characteristic, animals such as pigs are also known to Simp over female animals.
Ryan the obese cunt is simping for Ee En again. I hate that pig, one day the farmer would get him with the shotgun. Constantly harassing humans with the massive shits he leaves behind in the barn.
by Aesthetic bokchoi May 11, 2020
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No simp Valentine's

For the ones who are single on 14th February you have to pass this challenge for good luck next year's valentine's day.

The rules are simple:no simping over bitches,no masturbating and no roses.
-Hey man I passed No simp Valentine's
-How do you feel?
- Empty💀
by Ieepuroy February 14, 2022
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John: Mark, you are SIMP.
Mark: No shit. I LOVE this gaem
by dooooooooode March 27, 2021
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