A mustache / goatee that collects the female ejaculate so you can taste it later on from your lip or lips. Sometimes sharing it with your friends and family.
Man I guess old girl last night didn't like my muff scrubber and it grown out too much and given her raspberries.
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Muffin
• muffintop
• muffin man
• muffin head
• muffing
• Muffinious
• muffin button
• muffining
• muffin time
• muffin tits
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Get the Muffed mug.When one puts their mouth on a muffler of a gas powered vehicle. Than proceeds to crap out their anus.
Ian had a hard day at work. When returning home before shutting off the car he stripped down and got down on all fours. Than proceeded to give his car a muff blumpkin.
by Voltawolf77 August 16, 2025
Get the Muff Blumpkin mug.A person (usually a woman) who’s like a “fairy of the muff” — basically someone obsessed with, skilled at, or always around vaginas.
Could also mean a woman who’s “magically good at oral” or someone who flits from muff to muff like a mischievous little fairy.
Could also mean a woman who’s “magically good at oral” or someone who flits from muff to muff like a mischievous little fairy.
“Bro, she swooped in like a damn Muffairy and made that girl forget her own name.”
“Quit playing the Muffairy, we all know you’re just here to eat and run.”
“Every bar’s got that one Muffairy who disappears with half the ladies by closing time.”
“He called her a Muffairy ‘cause she sprinkled magic dust on his girlfriend’s cooch and vanished.”
“Don’t trust the Muffairy — she’ll steal your girl with just one lick.”
“Quit playing the Muffairy, we all know you’re just here to eat and run.”
“Every bar’s got that one Muffairy who disappears with half the ladies by closing time.”
“He called her a Muffairy ‘cause she sprinkled magic dust on his girlfriend’s cooch and vanished.”
“Don’t trust the Muffairy — she’ll steal your girl with just one lick.”
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Get the Muffairy mug.A name given to someone when they miss or mess up an action; this could be messing up a dart throw, golf swing or other similar action.
Guy 1: *playing darts* “I can’t hit my 20’s tonight…”
Guy 2: “Looks like Moffing Myrtle has entered town!”
Guy 2: “Looks like Moffing Myrtle has entered town!”
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