A man's cat is a pet tomcat who acts like a tiger. This is a cool cat with an attitude, who attacks dogs from time to time, and permits no other cats on his turf. A man's cat does not hesitate to bite and scratch annoying people either. He goes straying for pussy, and chases off any rivals he encounters. One cool cat.
That dumb beagle tried to fuck with my Tomcat and got jacked up. I own a man's cat. He is a little player too. All the kittens in the hood are his.
by Eric Platt June 29, 2009
Get the A Man's Cat mug.1ups-man; (pl. 1ups-men) A person who consistently tries to cut someone, or a a group of people down by 1uping an achievement or thing they have done, whilst speaking in a conversation.
Generally frowned upon by society, 1ups-men will not recognise they are a loser until someone informs them.
Even then, they will persistently deny the fact they have lied or that they sound like a douche, until they are blue in the face.
See also (Compulsive Liars & Sames-men)
Generally frowned upon by society, 1ups-men will not recognise they are a loser until someone informs them.
Even then, they will persistently deny the fact they have lied or that they sound like a douche, until they are blue in the face.
See also (Compulsive Liars & Sames-men)
Eg. 1:
Normal Person: Man, I'm proud of myself, I ran the 100 meters yesterday in 17 seconds. I beat my old record!!
Wranga or other undesirable 1ups-man: Pfft, You think thats good, I ran it in 6!
Normal Person: Fuck off.
Eg. 2:
Normal Person: Man, I got yell at by my mother last night pretty bad.
Wranga or other undesirable 1ups-man: Yeh well, Last night my mother beat me for 3 hours straight and kicked me onto the street where I've lived for the past 4 weeks.
Normal Person: Then why are you in a freshly ironed school uniform? And why do you have a cooked lunch with "See you after 3, Honey" written on it, in your mothers handwriting?
Wranga or Undesirable 1ups-man: Uhh, Duhh, Ummm, *comes to a crushing realisation he/she has a mental health issue linked to a morbid self sense of inadequacy in the eyes of his/her peers, runs to the school toilets and sticks a fork in the electrical socket*
Normal Person: Man, I'm proud of myself, I ran the 100 meters yesterday in 17 seconds. I beat my old record!!
Wranga or other undesirable 1ups-man: Pfft, You think thats good, I ran it in 6!
Normal Person: Fuck off.
Eg. 2:
Normal Person: Man, I got yell at by my mother last night pretty bad.
Wranga or other undesirable 1ups-man: Yeh well, Last night my mother beat me for 3 hours straight and kicked me onto the street where I've lived for the past 4 weeks.
Normal Person: Then why are you in a freshly ironed school uniform? And why do you have a cooked lunch with "See you after 3, Honey" written on it, in your mothers handwriting?
Wranga or Undesirable 1ups-man: Uhh, Duhh, Ummm, *comes to a crushing realisation he/she has a mental health issue linked to a morbid self sense of inadequacy in the eyes of his/her peers, runs to the school toilets and sticks a fork in the electrical socket*
by Amarius March 11, 2010
Get the 1ups-man mug.a word used to describe a large selection of men and their cocks. can be used in conversation to describe past sexual experiences involving a broad spectrum of men. it generally applies best when used to discuss a large number of partners as well. it can also be used when going to a bar looking for a one night stand while out with the girls.
"damn, jenny. this bar has quite the man buffet. lots and lots of yummy goodness from which to choose."
or in terms of past sexual conquests:
"after taking a closer look, i regret a few things i ate from my man buffet."
or in terms of past sexual conquests:
"after taking a closer look, i regret a few things i ate from my man buffet."
by irisisalive January 25, 2010
Get the man buffet mug.Similar to shit happens, it is when something usually happens that is against one's will, they tend to blame the man. Could be anything from not winning the lottery, getting fired from work, or your girl/boyfriend breaking up with you since the man seems to always be the one causing everything.
Matt: Aww it's going to rain on the day I'm supposed to go to the water park. This sucks! Why did you only plan it for one day?
Steve: Blame the man. Not me.
Steve: Blame the man. Not me.
by prof. frink July 14, 2006
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Describes hetro man who is into men, in a non-gay way.
Describes hetro man who is into men, in a non-gay way.
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