John Simmons

The biggest creep in the world. Calls himself a physics teacher but is Jimmy Savile in disguise.

John Simmons is weird.

by lawrencexxxxxxxxxxx November 2, 2018

Blame John.

Blame Shedletsky aka Telamon for EVERYTHING!1!1!1!!!!

Hey I lost my phone!
Blame John.

by Ilbeity October 13, 2023

John Wilkes booth

The name you say after throwing something in the trash, or also known as the guy who killed Ryan Reynolds but who even cares am I right?

Steve: *throws paper in the trash whilst saying John wills booth*

Dave: dude who would you say John Wilkes booth
Steve: cause he never misses

Dave: I-

by Lord shrek of Denver June 5, 2020

Saint John Paul the Second High School

A school in Hyannis, Massachusetts that is full of either bisexual/art/drama/musical kids, jocks that play hockey or football, or just chill people that were forced to go there. they also have a terrible reputation of being preppy and rich but the school literally looks and is shit.

"what school do you go to?"

"I go to Saint John Paul the Second High School"

*breathes*

by [e-mail] February 10, 2020

John

a fucking apple

hi apple. my name is john not apple. yes you are don't fucking lie

by jlilxow August 3, 2023

christopher john mcpherson

A good-looking idiot that does stupid jetty jumps to impress girls and breaks both feet ending up in a wheelchair. Is a loyal honest idiot has a sexy mullet and smokes crack....

Did u see that guy with the sexy mullet jump off the jetty and fuck both feet?? It looks like Christopher John McPherson!

by McPherson January 15, 2025

John

A Tall, Handsome, awkward young man who has brown hair and the most beautiful brown eyes to match their gorgeous smile. John is very kind and respectful and an all around cool dude.

P1: Hey did you see John today?
P2: yeah he told me I looked nice today

by Shistersnapped December 19, 2018