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Jack Off Journal

The journal a man keeps that documents his previous masturbation experiences. Typical Jack Off Journals contain time and date of session, video title, size of load and level pleasure rating.
Neil: "Yo man did you just read my Jack Off Journal!!!!????

Pete: "Yeah bro, you've been puttin in some serious overtime!"
by MUSTANGSBLOW April 18, 2011
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Gettin' Jacked

Spending lots of money to hook up with a girl (or even a guy) because they are so sexually attractive.
Babygirl so fine, I'm gettin' jacked. see the song, "Gettin' Jacked" by CJizzle @ www.thesixtyone.com
by Altendorf December 9, 2008
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tard jacked

To be anally assailed upon by one or more Homosexual retard(s)
Spin Tard jacked my 9yr old brother last night.

Thesaurus use:
Tard Jack(ed) - Spin/(Spun)

My cousin John got Spun by spin last night
by Droughnought August 10, 2003
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Black Jack

term pertaining to the smoking of marijuana or the rolling of blunts. Black Jack - j for joint, b for... big! big joint! (blunt)
Char: Who wants to go play a game of black jack upstairs?
Max: I do!
by THEbigjoint November 16, 2014
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Fap-jack

What was once a physical image but now is a mental image due to respect
He got in trouble for using his fap-jack.
by Naschick April 22, 2018
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Jack My Swag

To have something about your appearance, style, or persona borrowed or stolen with or without malicious intent by another. This can range from sayings, significant others, or most commonly clothing.

A reference to the best line of the song "My Jeans" by Rebecca Black wannabe Jenna Rose
Ha ha ha ha, Jack my swag
by H, right? May 17, 2011
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Cracka-Jack Nigga

A nigga that's as fake and busted as the prizes in a "Craker Jack" box, tryna front as if he got something going on.
That nigga is a straight Cracka-Jack Nigga, when my baby pulled on the medallion to his chain, that mess straight popped!!
by Yvette Bennett May 28, 2006
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