Good morning and God bless

Doing a good morning and God bless is taking a shit while drinking coffee and eating breakfast.

The best way to start the day is with a good morning and God bless!

by pepsijonasmax April 7, 2018

Chode God

A supreme being capable of erasing timelines with the flick of his mighty Chode. For do not seek the Chode, he will appear to you in your time of dire need. Blessed be the Chode God whose fruits bore the Chode Cannon for humanity.

The Chode God was mysterious in his power but righteous in his execution. Some times I get a stiffy just thinking about the day that he'll arrive to transform all the chodeless ones. Rejoice, brother; that day will come sooner than you think!

by DuraSanGI May 30, 2025

hard on god

When something is so good and human made that’s it’s hard for god to see that as they will wish they made them

Man those kicks are hard on god

by CheersBruh January 16, 2023

on god

how black people either swear they telling the truth or they dont believe in god and just lie
or to say REALLY

Guy1: YO I JUST SAW SOME MOMS FIGHTING AT THE 7/11
Guy2: ON GOD?

by not your real June 17, 2023

gods dictionary

The urban dictionary

Person 1: Hey, what does clanker mean?

Person 2: Look it up in gods dictionary.

by Bobby420Jimmy December 30, 2020

nipple god

The nipple god is the best nipple fighter during a dark room fight or at any moment. During a fight someone grabs someone else nipples until one of the fighter(s) say "pochette" to give up. There can be one or more nipple god by schools.

Nipple god 1 (MAR): kenbitch said he is a nipple god
Nipple god 2 (Dickless): let's nipple fight him
Nipple god 1 (MAR): Ight

by Kenbitch April 12, 2019

oh my god

something that you say when you are scared/worried and you ask gods help

or

something that your girlfriend screams when you push to hard

girl: oh my god i said stop pushing my earing my earhole closed
boy: ehh sh-

by I'm in the next door :) May 2, 2022