The Family Guy

The man who positively can do all the things that make us laugh and cry.

It seems today that all you see
Is violence in movies and sex on TV

But where are those good old-fashioned values...

On which we used to rely?!

Lucky there's the family guy!
Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us...

Laugh and cry!

He's our Family Guy!

by EpicGamerJues78 March 28, 2023

pretty straight for a bent guy

pretty straight for a bent guy Is what you say when someone says to you

“ I’m pretty pleased about how straight this cig is “

“ hey man Your pretty straight for a bent guy”

by Stayout March 1, 2019

Guy bi

when everything else completely fails to work and no more can be added you must bring this out.

Then:stfu u gay
Me:ur mom gay
Them:ur dad lesbian

Me:ur granny tranny
Them:ur pappy trappy

*me sweating*
Me:ur guy bi
The entire world becomes an airport for a landing station of all the planets as earth enters a dark zone and every single planet known to man starts hurdling toward it as Big Ben explodes and as the world starts to crumble letting out all the demons who were hidden beneath the rocks.

by joshieposhy May 10, 2018

Utilitarian Guy

rejection of material girl, striving for to be like the of
only using what is needed

I'm a utilitarian guy

by tearbrush July 24, 2022

I’m with the guys

Code word for “I’m with my friends leave me alone”

Girlfriend: How’s your day going?
Boyfriend: Good, I’m with the guys

by @yafamgirlsam March 9, 2019

Guy

Very obese

You Guy

by U?Y? October 28, 2019

guy liner

A condom is “guy liner” like litter liner because it lines the penis.

I was ready to hook-up so I put on my guy liner.

by SiLaura April 13, 2021