Bag of Water

Latest and greatest from the long and always-entertaining line of "douche-isms" (douchy, douchebaggery, etc).

"That dude Travis is such a Bag of Water, I think I might have to punch him in his mouth."

by Superbad Buckle June 13, 2009

Water

It's type of thing people think all is about, for life. Point of life is to be like water, but let the other stuff what makes u define it.

One man was said, you need to be like water, but in the end you can't be a gas, solid, or liquid if you not simply defined as what you are.

by MineOwedWu's March 12, 2021

twat-water

Vagina Juice

Her pussy excreted twat-water when it was massaged

by giffiend October 16, 2014

water on the sleeve

Put a damp on the mood

Did you hear him bring up Trump at Christmas.. it was some water on the sleeve.

by Swickman December 23, 2017

fossil water

jocular way of referring to crude oil

Jon: What's with all those big towers in the field there?
Don: They're drilling for fossil water
Jon: WTF is that?
Don: 100,000,000 years ago there was a swamp here where lots of plants & dinos died -- now there's only fossil water!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 14, 2010

Water Queen

Your girlfriend or friend with benefits who has a WAP*. Italians call it "Goomah."

*there ain't no way you don't know what this means

*sighs* Man I love the Miami but I miss my back-home water queen.

by phukkinInthebushes October 23, 2022

dog water

Dog water is a term used most commonly by 9-year-old Fortnite players. This is an immaculate insult perfect for both hurting your opponent and stunning them with your impressive vocabulary.

You're dog water kid I can box you like a fish. Get out of my lobby!

by tttttg January 13, 2021