dent job

a dent job is two bald heads with headphone dents pressed together lubed up and used to jerk someone off

tim and john gave me a dent job

by gub20026363 January 10, 2025

african wash job

Getting your salad tossed but the stipulation is it must be with a black girl in a Tiki hut.

Got an African Wash Job once at the Regina Mosaic African Pavillion. It was the shit.

by pfeif88 December 19, 2018

Squeeze Job

Is a version of a handjob where the girl instead of strokes the penis, squeezes the penis. Is used mostly on guys with smaller sized packages

Yo I heard that Derick got a squeeze job, you know what that means

by Tradala November 24, 2016

A Mu Job

Having a Brazilian woman with a 5 inch Clitoris fuck you in the ass....

His friend from Med School had a Mu job last summer, and it was wild!

by ClutchLutch April 16, 2021

spring job

When you wrap a spring around a guys penis and the spring helps jerk him off

Bro this girl gave me a spring job last night

by The long legs November 4, 2023

better paying job

a job that pays, as the name suggests, better (i.e. more), than minimum wage in your society, in your zeitgeist.

son: I want to work but I dont want to nigger at McDonalds or Burger King, or perform some other unqualified job.

father: I have a solution for you. Shut up, get an education, or not, it's up to you, to then pull yourself up by your boot straps and get a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later hopefully open your own construction firm.

by Sexydimma May 28, 2014

Spine Job

noun:

The act of rubbing someone's back (mainly on the spine or within an inch or two of it) so well that the person gets incredibly horny and you perform oral sex until he/she has an orgasm.

Aw, man, last night my girlfriend gave me the best spine job. I practically gave her a bath...

by obamapproved May 25, 2009