A law enforcement officer who cannot meet the sexual needs of their spouse, do to inadequacy or general yellow bellied behavior. See also: coward, parasite, laughing stock
Guy: Kops are so Kool have you heard the song John Law by Dropkick Murphy's?
Guy 2: No I don't listen to stupid ass shit
Guy: shut up!!!! That offends me!!! Dont you know cops protect you!!!!!!!!!!
Cop: shoots both of them
Guy 2: No I don't listen to stupid ass shit
Guy: shut up!!!! That offends me!!! Dont you know cops protect you!!!!!!!!!!
Cop: shoots both of them
by George Walker Bush II December 9, 2020
Get the John Lawmug. John southWest Airlines is a anime nerd who can rock anyones world with his flight or stupidty. 10/10 airlines
by Jhon southwest January 20, 2022
Get the John SouthWest Airlinesmug. by Onepumpchump2000 July 12, 2019
Get the John Wilkes Boothmug. by CharlesMcChuckles September 23, 2025
Get the John Huggiesmug. The 'friends' of the shooter were lying and there's a very real possibility that they weren't actually his friends.
Hym "John Stewart was on the list! Mr. Bean was on the list. Hoe Jogan was on the list. These people have been enlisted by someone to do what they are doing. They don't need to have been paid. Jillian Michaels is starting to crack because she just wanted a career picking low-hanging fruit on an internet talkshow. What did the shooter say? I want to hear what the shooter said. Out of his own mouth. Because John Stewart will lie like a bitch until the day he days because that is all you could ever possibly learn from Jewish parents. He knows about my thing and he has the resources to confirm the veracity of the claim 'people are stalking and harassing other people in a manner that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and it is leading to Mass murder, suicide, misdiagnosis, and/or being locked into a life of poverty my overpaid internet and television personalities' AND INSTEAD, John Stewart AGREED TO or WAS TOLD TO keep his mouth shut about it. In the name of the Jews or Women or Children and AT THE COST OF Jews (in the form of a synagogue shooting) or women (there's a documentary on Hulu that resembles what I'm talking about OR the Ukranian girl who got stabbed on the train by someone who was "allegedly schizophrenia") or Children (Your kids got shot in 2016 by a kid who was AFFECTIVELY SCHIZOPHRENIC BUT POTENTIALLY NOT ACTUALLY SCHIZOPHRENIC)"
by Hym Iam October 2, 2025
Get the John Stewart was on the listmug. John Moonman is the guy who cuts the moon into smaller pieces of cheese so humans may get a taste.
Internationally known as the most important lunar man.
Internationally known as the most important lunar man.
by SugarManDon'tGetSalty December 31, 2022
Get the John Moonmanmug. by I_Heart_My_GF May 17, 2022
Get the Johnmug.