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Rim Job

The act of fixing, replacing, or repairing a rim.
Gotta get that rim Job done to my bike soon!
by Darkseid trusoloz June 23, 2022
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Cob Job

A blowjob, but the giver uses spider/cobwebs to increase the pleasure of the penis wielder.
Bro 1: Hey did you hear that Jake got a cob job on Hallowe'en?
Bro 2: Yeah man, his girl is super into spooky stuff
by eiirev August 19, 2019
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O job

O job is when a nurse washes your balls for you because you are too disable to do so for yourself.
Nurse #1: give that old guy a scrub down there when you're cleaning him
Nurse #2: you mean an O job
by DJ_EJ November 10, 2011
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job lag

When you start a lot of tasks at work, and get back home without finishing them and can't stop thinking of their outcomes. It is like a thoughts paralysis preventing you engaging in personal commitments.

Lag being the delay of acknowledgment of the task.
I forewent the sport training because of job lag.
by modhek May 25, 2021
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An Italian Job

A sexual position in which the man places his penis between the woman's buttocks (no anal penetration) and rubs up and down until orgasm. A way of simulating intercourse without risking pregnancy and the woman's virginity.
"We were both horny, but she didn't want to get knocked up, so I gave her an Italian job
by Nitrosimp January 20, 2024
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The mike job

Having sex with a beautiful woman but wishing you were having out with guys instead
"Oh my God did he nail that bridesmaid yesterday. "

"No he gave her the mike job instead"
by anonymous December 16, 2021
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Nub job

When you don't have hands but you still want to jack off your boyfriend
I gave Brian a nub job yesterday.
by Collin102 January 11, 2020
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