John

A mysterious and confusing entity, it often asks itself the obvious, factual questions such as "Am I John?".

Look over there, there is a John asking for its meaning.

by Mysterious entity July 12, 2022

John

Will reject a girl multiple times in one sitting.Very firm with their answer.Usually a shorter guy with brown hair and green eyes.Very rude yet honest at the same time. Has a soft,ghetto sounding voice.Will call you out.Good with kids but overall rude and funny.

girl 1:Are you her secret guy?
John: No you wish i was your secret tho.

by $ Jmoney $ September 2, 2020

Bug John

Your friend from highscools dad that let's you get drunk at his house but then makes you do manual labor in the morning while hungover.

I got drunk at my friend's house last night but then bug John got us up in the morning to chop firewood.

by Arm Barner November 18, 2021

john homer

You cannot speak engrish. You do brack magic and are too good at it... wut du hell?

da herro i am the person john homer i can do brack magic and i drink brackish da water

by iamdabrackmagicmaster August 9, 2016

John

someone who probably broke hearts a million times

:are you okay?
:no.
:why?
:john.

by yesiknowilovefood April 25, 2022

John,Xarion,Cashew&mali

These guy's dont horn, they will treat you hella good like most loyal men in trinidad and losing them would be the biggest 'L' in human existence.

Hoes:" Dawg i wish i was tgt with a nigga like John,xarion,cashew&mali"

by JohnWick🌴 January 23, 2023

Big John

Our lord and saviour, controls every country, every bank, funds both sides of every war. Controls everything you have ever known.

"ah my taxes have gone up" -alex
"Just big John controlling the world :/" - Collom

by The alphabet is a lie November 25, 2023