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walking with john

Walking With John is one of the best YouTube channels out there.
by Papa Joo Dominos January 1, 2018
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john travoltaed

To completely screw up someone's name.
Hey dude, did you hear? Apparently Mr. Crane totally John Travoltaed Suzy's last name at the award ceremony last night.
by Batman Namtab June 15, 2016
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John

johnned off to be asleep during productive hours of the day
Johnnn
by McJohnson16 May 12, 2023
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john flesch

he is a godly like creature who wants to ask you how you are doing and how school is going
john flesch: hey its so good to see you buddy. I hope everything's going good at school.
by fleschpatoo December 17, 2021
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John russo

This guy is such a john russo he is knuckle deep in a jar or lard
by Fasrfcswegvccff March 1, 2022
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john kerry

A moderate Democratic Senator, different ranking methods rate him between the 12th and 22nd most liberal Senator, he is in the center of the Democratic Party. Voted for the Iraq War. During the Democratic primary most people said they voted for him for no other reason than him being "electable". In exit polls 80% of the people who voted for Kerry said they were going on what they had seen on TV, 20% had actually researched all of the candidates. It was the opposite for Dean, 80% of the people who had voted for Howard Dean had researched all of the candidates. He was not a "flip-flopper", he never changed his mind on an issue, but on many issues he was deliberately vague. Contrary to Republican propaganda he did have one consistent position on Iraq.

Even though Kerry was such a poor candidate, Bush won with the smallest margin of victory for a sitting president in U.S. history. Bush received 2.5% more than Kerry; the closest previous margin won by a sitting President was 3.2% for Woodrow Wilson in 1916.
I'm sick of the Democratic Party nominating conservative Democrats, it's time to have a real liberal like Dennis Kucinich run for President. I will admit that Kerry was slightly better than Clinton or Gore.
by j05h July 15, 2008
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John Lewis Teaspoon

The process of getting a shiny new Teaspoon from John Lewis and using it to extract someone's eyeball then having intercourse with the empty socket
Glenn is such an *sshole if he keeps it up im totally going to John Lewis Teaspoon him.
by 969-696 February 16, 2024
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