The most powerful creature in the entire UNIVERSE. You don’t have to believe in him, but never. I repeat, NEVER MOCK HIM. You’ll regret it big time. God bless you
Me: I’m so upset. This morning I was late to school because I lost my school shirt so I was stuck in my PJ’s. I was ready 3 minutes late. Got there 15 minutes late.
God: the reason why that happened was because, if you were to get ready on time, you would have gotten in a car crash. So I saved you.
God: the reason why that happened was because, if you were to get ready on time, you would have gotten in a car crash. So I saved you.
by SabrxnaWolf February 17, 2021
Get the Godmug. A man that apparently made us all and also Probably hates me. Or something that people say when their mad and then people that really like god get mad about it.
Person A: God Damnit! I stubbed my toe
Person B: Hey don’t use gods name in vein
Person A: Stfu No one cares
Person B: Hey don’t use gods name in vein
Person A: Stfu No one cares
by Anonymous Idiot Number 2 February 23, 2022
Get the Godmug. by Feitan's_only_wife_ January 13, 2021
Get the Godmug. <2003>Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo, The God Of Music The Greek God Of Music, Poetry, Healing, Prophecy, Archery And He Is Deaf With A Unisex Name<2003>
<2003>Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo, The God Of Music The Greek God Of Music, Poetry, Healing, Prophecy, Archery And He Is Deaf With A Unisex Name<2003>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
Get the <2003>Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo, The God Of Music The Greek God Of Music, Poetry, Healing, Prophecy, Archery And He Is Deaf With A Unisex Name<2003>mug. A female that thinks males are here to serve females, and that if you dont tell a female what she wants to hear or kiss her ass, you deserve to die more than anybody else.
You'd be nothing and go nowhere in life without her, she's God's gift to males. Didn't you know that?
by Solid Mantis January 7, 2021
Get the God's gift to malesmug. Jericho or (otherwise know as HL1 Security) is more ripped then the self proclaimed "Benrey".
Jericho gets shot, Jericho will attack.
Jericho gets shot, Jericho will attack.
"OH GOD JERICHO THE GOD IS COMING FOR US."
Jericho: "ʜ ̴̢͓̲̀̿͜͝ ̴̶̅ ̵ ̵ᴇ̴̞͔̒̚ ̲ ̅ ̶̴ ̵ʏ̵͇̞̙̽̾͝ ̲ ̅ ̶ ̵"
Jericho: "ʜ ̴̢͓̲̀̿͜͝ ̴̶̅ ̵ ̵ᴇ̴̞͔̒̚ ̲ ̅ ̶̴ ̵ʏ̵͇̞̙̽̾͝ ̲ ̅ ̶ ̵"
by The Tf2-er April 14, 2021
Get the Jericho the Godmug. by kikgoddess December 27, 2017
Get the Kik godmug.