Losing the Farting Contest

1. Taking a crap
2. Trying to push a fart out too hard and going in your pants

I had a massive load of chipotle a few hours ago and, well, let's just say I am losing the farting contest.

by veteransalt May 18, 2014

Total eclipse of the fart

To suppress a fart to the point where it. Causes pain…

Man. I was at my fiance's parents house for dinner,and I really had to let one rip. But I did a total eclipse of the fart instead.

by 4realazitgits March 3, 2021

Doo Doo fart

Doo doo fart means the cum level of your penis has reached 100
Your fart will have sexyness
And your bathroom is gonna be white 🥵🥛

Today i had a doo doo fart

by Mr nimbus July 13, 2021

butthole penis fart

beck's favorite band

beck: and now i am going to welcome one of my favorite bands, they are arguably one of the best bands of all time. put your old ass hands together, and give a warm welcome to butthole penis fart

by freefall44 January 5, 2021

freeland fart nectar

When you go into freeland and find an old lady ripping a wet fart onto a patch of flowers then picks them and smells them

My gram picked a patch of flowers and took a freeland fart nectar on them

by team anal May 9, 2014

Stinky taco fart

a stinky queef

Jessica has stinky taco farts

by fartlicker67 December 16, 2021

front fart surprise

When a woman queefs and it stuns you.

Sharon and I were going at it when she unleashed a front fart surprise. It was grand.

by Rawnuts69 July 27, 2023