upside down monkey sex

One partner hangs upside down from a high place, while the other partner runs around the room and beats their chest while shrieking at the top of their lungs. Once out of breath the hanging partner must fall down on top of the other partner's back and they must wrestle to figure out who is the dominant one.

"Hey fellas, see that girl over there? She is into all kinda of weird stuff, even upside down monkey sex!"

by Yerpidy July 25, 2015

Calm down, James Brown

What you say when somebody gets over-hyper and starts jabbering on and on, or uses their outdoor voice on a subject you personally think is undeserving of the effort or don't really care to hear the whole story about. Say to somebody who starts sweating profusely while talking.

Example #1
Joe: "Look, I told you not to play my ps3. You always scratch the discs and never put them back in..."
You: "Calm down, James Brown. Damn. I wasn't anywhere near it."

Example #2
Jenkins: "I just wanted you to come out for a beer, but no. You had to leave me hanging by myself and I got kicked out of the bar and..."
You: "Calm down, James Brown. I had my own shit to deal with."

by snickers4orphans February 18, 2009

nice from the neck down

another way of saying butterface, referring to someone who is 8/9ths perfect, but the uppermost 1/9th is a killer. one can say "nnd" for short.

you see her standing on line, waiting to check out. expensive high-heel FMs, tan hose, long slender legs, perfect heart-shaped butt, gently curving hips, slim waist, large firm breasts, elegant neck. the ideal woman.........and then she turns toward you........and has a face like the dark side of the moon. oh well, they all look the same with the lights out. this is the essence of nice from the neck down.

by earpuller December 28, 2005

slow down and smell the roses

this means stop stressing out, overthinking, or complaining. put your troubles in perspective and try to enjoy the short time you have on earth.

A - "oh my god we're going to have to walk all the way back to the bar cause i left my car keys there"
B - "slow down and smell the roses"
A - "wow this is nice scenery. it's a nice night, i like walking, and we're not really in a rush."

by fckdapopo October 5, 2009

Blessing the Rains Down in Africa

When you're doing missionary position with a girl but you have bad aim and accidentally slip it into her asshole.

Me and my girl were doing missionary but she was extra lubed up and I slipped and ended up Blessing the Rains Down in Africa

by BreadstickMagician April 10, 2019

Sit Yo Ass Down

A phrase used to chastise someone for being happy about something they shouldn’t be happy about. Usually comes with a catch of some kind.

“The Giants WON!”
“It was against the Buccaneers and even then it was just barely, SIT YO ASS DOWN.”

by TwinFami November 18, 2018

Upside Down Mouth Pound

When you lean a girls head off the end of the bed in order to open up her esophagus and you furiously enter and exit your penis.

Kelly: "So Rachel, did you finally give Jerry a blowjob?"
Rachel: "Blowjobs are for the weak, Rachel. I let Jerry do the Upside Down Mouth Pound on me."
Kelly: "That seems like it would hurt!"
Rachel: "It's not that bad since it opens up my esophagus."

by greenpineapple7 May 4, 2014