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Old Man Fart

Typically, a musty smelling fart that lingers for several minutes.
"Damn, Ralph ripped an old man fart!"
by stinkyshitbritches May 31, 2018
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Finnish Fart Lagoon

A sauna filled with naked men who release thick, drinkable farts at the same time. Combined with the humidity of the Sauna, it creates possibly the thickest air ever seen as well as the most rancid, honking smell ever. Some say you can drink the farts they are that thick.
"Oi perkele, Teemu, what are your plans for weekend?"
"Me and da boyz goin fo da Finnish Fart Lagoon, wanna come"
"I'm down"
by StinkyBoy556 November 27, 2019
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rum and curry fart

Probably the most disgusting and toxic type of fart that the human body can produce. Occurs the morning after a heavy rum and curry night.
I just passed a rum and curry fart, and stank out my workplace.
by RTM 1963 May 2, 2018
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fart baloon II

Differs from a fart baloon only in the way it is blown up. You stick a straw up your ass, connect a baloon to the straw and let loose with a long powerful fart.
Have your friends watch in amazement as you blow up fart baloons using the fart baloon II method. It helps immensley if you gorge yourself with a meal consisting of a lot of spicy mexican food, brocoli, and deviled eggs 2 hours before you start. Fart baloons will float for a week longer than baloons blown up with helium. Also, if you breath in a fart baloon your voice sounds even funnier than with helium!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 18, 2017
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bear trap fart

A bear trap fart is when you fart with so much force, your butthole slams shut afterward.
Man that fart was a bear trap fart.
by Spandex67 January 30, 2018
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Teddie Hot Fart

The grotesque and crusty flatulence of Teddie the Goldendoodle.
by Hairypuss March 2, 2020
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Fart-in-your-mailbox

The idea that someone is being shady without any actual proof, like a anonymous Shit smell in your mailbox. First occurred from a string of offenses reported on Next Door.
“Man, have you read all this stuff John Bolton has been Writing about Trump?”

“Dude, that guy is an asshole from Jump, he’s full of shit. Don’t let him Fart-in-your-mailbox”
by Calinonsurfer June 18, 2020
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