eart my fart

"Eart my fart," is a pickup line to show how funny you are to your significant other. In many cases, it causes the person to fall in love with you right away. (read our reviews below)
"eart my fart stabilized my marriage"
"eart my fart instantly made me the best looking person ever"
"i used to have herpes and AIDS but thanks to eart my fart I also have HIV."
"i met my roblox girlfriend using eart my fart"
"eart my fart has been a blessing bestowed upon our family."

eart my fart mary!
*mary proceeds to ask u out cause the pickup line was just that good

by _hAs LeFT ThE cHaT February 18, 2019

Salty bean fart

A particular stench of fart that another conjures in their head, pretending that they can smell the fart.

Eughh. Oh god. Right there, that was a salty bean fart.

by Henry Dawn September 26, 2018

Old Man Fart

Typically, a musty smelling fart that lingers for several minutes.

"Damn, Ralph ripped an old man fart!"

by stinkyshitbritches May 31, 2018

fart baloon II

Differs from a fart baloon only in the way it is blown up. You stick a straw up your ass, connect a baloon to the straw and let loose with a long powerful fart.

Have your friends watch in amazement as you blow up fart baloons using the fart baloon II method. It helps immensley if you gorge yourself with a meal consisting of a lot of spicy mexican food, brocoli, and deviled eggs 2 hours before you start. Fart baloons will float for a week longer than baloons blown up with helium. Also, if you breath in a fart baloon your voice sounds even funnier than with helium!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 18, 2017

bear trap fart

A bear trap fart is when you fart with so much force, your butthole slams shut afterward.

Man that fart was a bear trap fart.

by Spandex67 January 30, 2018

Teddie Hot Fart

The grotesque and crusty flatulence of Teddie the Goldendoodle.

Suck a Teddie hot fart Charlie!

by Hairypuss March 2, 2020

Fart-in-your-mailbox

The idea that someone is being shady without any actual proof, like a anonymous Shit smell in your mailbox. First occurred from a string of offenses reported on Next Door.

“Man, have you read all this stuff John Bolton has been Writing about Trump?”

“Dude, that guy is an asshole from Jump, he’s full of shit. Don’t let him Fart-in-your-mailbox”

by Calinonsurfer June 18, 2020