a very good QB for the Colts. Many people on here say he's a choker, but its the team that chokes. Tom Brady appears to be better because he has a better team, when in reality, Manning and Brady have equal talent. People who hate on him for his commercials are just jealous because their QB doesn't get asked to do commercials. Manning still has a Superbowl win in him, probably more.
by lAcEyIsCoOl August 8, 2011
Get the Peyton Manning mug.When a grown man is crying and moaning about something out of his control and someone tells him to knock it off or "man up"
Also see misspelled entry "manup".
Also see misspelled entry "manup".
Worker 1: Man, i hate diging ditches. Why do we have to do this all the time? This sucks. I need a break. My feet hurt. The boss hates me.
Worker 2: Quit acting like a little girl and "Man up"!
Worker 2: Quit acting like a little girl and "Man up"!
by Chadster October 24, 2003
Get the man up mug.A loser who relocated to the Sunshine State and brings all is demented mental state, dramatic issues and loser qualities with him. Then, sometime during his life, he commits an extremely heinous crime which makes national or global news. He may not even still live in Florida, but he did. Thus...Florida Man!
The Florida Man, who allegedly blew up the office building , was born and raised in Texas before his move to Florida.
by BigMick1956 May 8, 2016
Get the florida man mug.A man's cat is a pet tomcat who acts like a tiger. This is a cool cat with an attitude, who attacks dogs from time to time, and permits no other cats on his turf. A man's cat does not hesitate to bite and scratch annoying people either. He goes straying for pussy, and chases off any rivals he encounters. One cool cat.
That dumb beagle tried to fuck with my Tomcat and got jacked up. I own a man's cat. He is a little player too. All the kittens in the hood are his.
by Eric Platt June 29, 2009
Get the A Man's Cat mug.1ups-man; (pl. 1ups-men) A person who consistently tries to cut someone, or a a group of people down by 1uping an achievement or thing they have done, whilst speaking in a conversation.
Generally frowned upon by society, 1ups-men will not recognise they are a loser until someone informs them.
Even then, they will persistently deny the fact they have lied or that they sound like a douche, until they are blue in the face.
See also (Compulsive Liars & Sames-men)
Generally frowned upon by society, 1ups-men will not recognise they are a loser until someone informs them.
Even then, they will persistently deny the fact they have lied or that they sound like a douche, until they are blue in the face.
See also (Compulsive Liars & Sames-men)
Eg. 1:
Normal Person: Man, I'm proud of myself, I ran the 100 meters yesterday in 17 seconds. I beat my old record!!
Wranga or other undesirable 1ups-man: Pfft, You think thats good, I ran it in 6!
Normal Person: Fuck off.
Eg. 2:
Normal Person: Man, I got yell at by my mother last night pretty bad.
Wranga or other undesirable 1ups-man: Yeh well, Last night my mother beat me for 3 hours straight and kicked me onto the street where I've lived for the past 4 weeks.
Normal Person: Then why are you in a freshly ironed school uniform? And why do you have a cooked lunch with "See you after 3, Honey" written on it, in your mothers handwriting?
Wranga or Undesirable 1ups-man: Uhh, Duhh, Ummm, *comes to a crushing realisation he/she has a mental health issue linked to a morbid self sense of inadequacy in the eyes of his/her peers, runs to the school toilets and sticks a fork in the electrical socket*
Normal Person: Man, I'm proud of myself, I ran the 100 meters yesterday in 17 seconds. I beat my old record!!
Wranga or other undesirable 1ups-man: Pfft, You think thats good, I ran it in 6!
Normal Person: Fuck off.
Eg. 2:
Normal Person: Man, I got yell at by my mother last night pretty bad.
Wranga or other undesirable 1ups-man: Yeh well, Last night my mother beat me for 3 hours straight and kicked me onto the street where I've lived for the past 4 weeks.
Normal Person: Then why are you in a freshly ironed school uniform? And why do you have a cooked lunch with "See you after 3, Honey" written on it, in your mothers handwriting?
Wranga or Undesirable 1ups-man: Uhh, Duhh, Ummm, *comes to a crushing realisation he/she has a mental health issue linked to a morbid self sense of inadequacy in the eyes of his/her peers, runs to the school toilets and sticks a fork in the electrical socket*
by Amarius March 11, 2010
Get the 1ups-man mug.a word used to describe a large selection of men and their cocks. can be used in conversation to describe past sexual experiences involving a broad spectrum of men. it generally applies best when used to discuss a large number of partners as well. it can also be used when going to a bar looking for a one night stand while out with the girls.
"damn, jenny. this bar has quite the man buffet. lots and lots of yummy goodness from which to choose."
or in terms of past sexual conquests:
"after taking a closer look, i regret a few things i ate from my man buffet."
or in terms of past sexual conquests:
"after taking a closer look, i regret a few things i ate from my man buffet."
by irisisalive January 25, 2010
Get the man buffet mug.Similar to shit happens, it is when something usually happens that is against one's will, they tend to blame the man. Could be anything from not winning the lottery, getting fired from work, or your girl/boyfriend breaking up with you since the man seems to always be the one causing everything.
Matt: Aww it's going to rain on the day I'm supposed to go to the water park. This sucks! Why did you only plan it for one day?
Steve: Blame the man. Not me.
Steve: Blame the man. Not me.
by prof. frink July 14, 2006
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